Hardy har har! Well, having a mugshot is typically not the most flattering thing. But please check out these posted on The Smoking Gun website! Always worth a laugh!
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Hehehehe.... If you morph all these pics together it's an exact pic of me .... OK let me see if I can find any... Check ya
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
Any guesses on what these guys were picked up for? First guy I would guess is a pedo. By the red rimmed eyes on a few I was assume public intoxication or drug charges. The ones with the mangey mullets I would have to assume domestic violence. The last guy looks like the meanest of the bunch. I'm assuming some kind of armed robbery and assault.
Posted by Adam X (Member # 2872) on :
Tell me I didn't just get arrested.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Yup I would guess the same for the first one a pedo...
Second dude I would say is or potentially a mass murderer...
Third guy I would say has a very violent nature so sumthin' to do with violence...
4th dude likes to cut people up and or torture...
Too hard to tell what the 5th guy is coz he seems good to hide his intentions so I would probably say fraud...
6th dude looks as if he's got a short temper so I would guess he done sumthin' stupid outta anger... I would say
7th dude whateva crime he commited was coz of someone else told him to do it or did it to get his next high coz he looks like a dope....
Don't even wanna meet the last guy coz He's probably the worst of all, I think he's bad but he's in control.... maybe he murdered his barber
I ain't no psychic... (Maybe a psycho.. ) but just thinkin' what comes to mind when I look at them first glance
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Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Adam X:
Tell me I didn't just get arrested.
Nice. Posted by footspy (Member # 2112) on :
The third guy looks like he belongs in some emo band and the fourth guy kind of looks like Bobcat Goldwait.
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
quote:Originally posted by footspy: The third guy looks like he belongs in some emo band...
I used to have a guy that worked for me that had that same kind of trendy douchebag haircut. He guy told me he spent close to an hour a day working on his hair with a friggen iron to make it stand up just so. From the looks of him I'm guessing the guy in the mugshot was picked up for selling "X" to 14 year old girls at a rave. HAW HAW!
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
A few to add to the list...
Drunk driving
Paint huffing
Failed sobriety test
Another paint huffer (not just for kids anymore I guess)
Drug trafficing. Think he got picked up halfway through doing up his corn rows.
Reckless Driving...love the shirt! Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
All are pretty wack dude lol...
The first pic... Durnk driving? .... How the hell did she get that Mohawk in.... Musta been a convertable or a motorbike right? ..... Or maybe a mountain bike or BMX?
Second guy went down on Tin-Man's wife while he was off to see the Wizard...
Third dude's a pedo.... Should have taken the pedo test...
4th guy is definately a Character/Celebrity look-a-like The Mog Barf from Spaceballs's long lost twin...
5th dude you say he was half-way doing his corn-rolls, I say he was half-way undoing them ....
Last dude is Alan Cumming Hehehehe ..... Yeah luv the shirt too.... I gotta get me one... Posted by Hal (Member # 3484) on :
I don`t really understand...how come these pics end up on the internet? In Germany it would be a scandal if photos from a police computer would end up on the net...it`s part of a privacy-law.
Don`t get me wrong...the photos are awesome...but I´m just curious.
Love the mowhawk, btw.
-Hal-
Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
In the US its part of public domain. Come on, I think privacy kind of goes out the window if you are convicted of a crime and have to do some time. You can find tons of celebrity mugshots from over the years too!
Hugh Grant - loves to pay for a Devine blowjob
Larry King - Grand Larceny
Keanu Reeves - DUI
Jack White - aggravated assault
Johnny Cash - drugs
Nick Nolte - DUI
Bud Bundy - possession
And lastly little old Brian Warner - criminal sexual conduct Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
I wish I could get a hold of my own mug shot from 1989. Back in college my roommate and myself got into trouble for one too many prank phone calls to a dude in our dorm. We got probation, but also printed and our mugs taken. I was 21 at the time and I remember having a girlfriend cut off my long hair for me back then before I went to the courthouse. Would make a great picture for a Christmas card I'm sure!
Posted by Adam X (Member # 2872) on :
Nick Nolte is awesome.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Hahahahaha Nick Nolte.... Shoulda called Eddie Murphy before 48hrs lapsed... Posted by Salvy_Mic (Member # 13384) on :
You know, this reminded me of a show I saw on VH1 (I think it was VH1 about celebrity mugshots and counting down the best (or rather, the worst) of all. I remember Bill Gates' mugshot; standard dork attire with a shit-eating grin holding up the placard. They were saying how he looked like he was thinking, "Wait 'till the guys in the Science Club hear about this!".
Posted by Nightbird77 (Member # 13561) on :
LOL! Those shots are great!
Never knew about Larry King being busted for grand larceny.
Thanks LeDaemon for posting those! Posted by LeDaemon (Member # 198) on :
The celebs seem to be my favorite.
Here's the Rhinestone Cowboy Glen Campbell - DUI
Eagle guy Glen Frey - drug possession
Home Alone kid Macaulay Culkin - possession
Loves to beat hot wife - Tommy Lee
The Bill Gates geekshot as mentioned above
Former drug dealer and "Home Improvement" guy -Time Allen Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Tim The "Drug Man" Taylor .....
Geeeeee Culkin has grown into a freaky lookin' thing.... I wonder if M.J had somthin' with it......
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.... OK let me see if I can find any... Check ya
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.... How the hell did she get that Mohawk in.... Musta been a convertable or a motorbike right? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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