The only tool men need to get the job done is one we already have. It's a tool we've had since birth, and it's also the source of our manliest drives. It's a tool that serves many purposes and is one that women don't have and they crave it constantly. It's a tool responsible for the greatest achievements known to the species. It transcends generations and will have an impact on philosophy, music, and literature for all time. It's also enormously big.
This tool is a man's brain. I bet you thought I was talking about The Penis.
Freud would've said a lot of things. In fact he labeled foot fetishists as having fixation on sucking dick. That's true. If you like, I'll explain what he said and you'll know just how wrong he was. If he was wrong about foot fetishists, then he would also be wrong about what I said to start this topic.
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I know it's kinda silly and weird, but its intent was not to get people to think that I have some secret thing for dicks. Besides, if you go back to the first post and found out that I was talking about the vagina instead of the penis, then how true would that be?
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Well, if the first post was meant to refer to the vagina it wouldn`t really make too much sense. Like "...and is one that women don't have and they crave it constantly."
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