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Many happy returns! May your years be full of feet!
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Happy Birthday LaDae , I guess your embarking on a new journey, as they say.... "LIFE BEGINS AT 40"
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Eh, someone say sumtin'? You gotta speak a little louder into my good ear there sonny.
I think I have officially crossed over the line that begins "MIDDLE AGE." Funny, I pretty much feel the same as I did the past few years. I suppose the real change will be in fifteen more years at 55 when I can qualify for the senior discount on the old folks menu's at the Denny's. Something to look forward to!
Here's some old fart humor for you:
When we have Sex
The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat, start shaking and don't know what's going on. The doc gets the old man's wife into his office and tells her what her husband said. No wonder, she says. The first time is in January and the second time is in July.
I have been wondering about my penis
A man in his sixties goes to the Doctor. The Dr. checks him out and tells him everything is fine. The Doctor asked if he had any questions. The man stated he did. "I have been wondering about my penis. When I was 17 and it was hard I could not bend it." When I was in my 40's and it was hard I could bend it a little bit." Now that I am in my 60's and it gets hard I can bend the hell out of it." Doc tell me am I getting stronger
Signs of Growing Old
Do you know the four signs of growing old? 1. Forgetting names, 2. Forgetting faces, 3. Forgetting to zip up, 4. Forgetting to zip down
Birthday Present
Some friends of an old gentleman decided to get him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. She went to his house and knocked on the door. Upon opening it she said "Hi I am your birthday present." He responded, "What am I supposed to do with you?" "I am yours for super sex", she answers. He replies: "Well I am 90 years old so I will take the soup."
What's in Your Ear
There were two old fellows who were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What in the world is that sticking out of your right ear?" The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!" Then he slapped his forehead and excitedly declared, "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."
At least I still got my boyish good looks you bastards!
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What I would give to have 40 back...not that I could do better the second time around but I'd like to have the chance.
It is as though I stand before a Drill Instructor, he has drawn one line before me and many behind me. He swears that I have stepped over each of them and I don't believe I've moved an eyebrow, let alone a leg.
I wish for you a wonderful Birthday. Don't worry, you're just finding your groove, now.
Looking forward to your insights and the laughs you have in store.
I'm victim of the Time-Change. Must go find horizontality.
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