Officer-"Ok, say your ABC's without singing them."
Yates-"Umm, A.....BBBB....B.....umm..G?"
Yates' bro-inlaw-"But But, officer? He only had 2 drinks!"
Officer-"Well, if he only had 2 drinks, then they must have been a thousand proof a piece because that boy is drunker than cooter brown....now turn around!"
Ahhhhh the good ole days, thanks for the link.
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