Once again, we all gather to celebrate in what is turning into the greatest pastime in Wu's Foot Forum -- The National Fashionistas.
This contest is where we TRULLY crown who has the higest quality of enticing feet in the world. When the champion is finally crowned on July 4, she will don the Salvatore Ferragamo.
The Salvatore Ferragamo is the higest honor any famous woman can receive. FIFA has the World Cup, the NFL has the Vince Lombardi trophy, the foot fetish world in great honors caters to the Salvatore Ferragamo. This crown is named after the legendary Italian shoe designer who rose to fame in the 1920s, making shoes for many renowned women of fame during the Golden Era of Hollywood.
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THE STANDINGS
Here are the standings as we start Week 12.
**The first number next to each name stands for the number of wins. The second number is for losses. The third stands for the number of ties, and the last number is her winning percentage.**
American Female Class
Division I
Jessica Alba 7-3-0-.700 Rachel Bilson 3-7-0-.300 Hayden Panettiere 2-8-0-.200 Mandy Moore 1-9-0-.100
Division II
Christina Aguilera 6-4-0-.600 Maria Menounos 5-5-0-.500 Jessica Biel 5-5-0-.500 Jennifer Love-Hewitt 1-9-0-.100
Division III
Carmen Electra 10-0-0-1.000 Kim Kardashian 9-1-0-.900 Charlize Theron 4-6-0-.400 Ashlee Simpson 2-8-0-.200
Division IV
Adriana Lima 7-3-0-.700 Eva Longoria 7-3-0-.700 Jennifer Aniston 6-4-0-.600 Brooke Burke 5-5-0-.500
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National Female Class
Division I
Kate Beckinsale 10-0-0-1.000 Scarlett Johansson 8-2-0-.800 Brittany Snow 2-8-0-.200 Cindy Crawford 1-9-0-.100
The Fashion Show is set to begin, and things are bound to get ugly. More of the greatest matches are just around the corner.
Week 12
--National
[ April 28, 2009, 09:15 PM: Message edited by: National ]
Posted by indemand (Member # 33962) on :
Some of these matches were easy for me to decide on, while the rest were fucking HARD. These pictures appear out of nowhere as if by magic.
Did you see CARMEN? I'll jerk off to them later. I'll have an ambulance close by because I'm gonna catch a heart attack when I cum. This girl is NOT fucking around. But Longoria's pictures show great elegance. I can see Camen having a tough week.
Kim KarDASHIAN? What the FUCK?! Everyone is gonna catch a heart attack jerking off real heard to her pictures. But this is what this contest is about. It's about giving thanks to the women who will make us cum harder and FASTER than just some chick down the fucking block. Sex is powerful stuff and this contest and the pictures that came with it deliver again.
Charlize Theron? What the fuck? Does she always look this GOOD? Jessica Alba, Biel, Simpson? Did I mention Alba? Holy SHIT! This is too good to be true.
Brittany SNOW? Let's not overlook this chick anymore. I'll worship her feet in a second. Look at the FUCKING pictures. She's daring us to do something to her feet.
Megan Fox is not in for a good week, I think. Did you see Lindsay LOHAN's pictures? WHAT! Aw, man. It's too fucking hot outside and these pictures made my room 11110%. Well, most of them, anyway.
Hewitt's pics were okay. They're cute, but nothing to brag about. Shakira's pics are perhaps the best I've seen but, at the same time, I'm not head over heels about them.
The pictures does make this the MECCA of all shit that's important to our sexual drive.
Now I gotta go and vote for these matches.
Posted by Night in Paris (Member # 34431) on :
It's me, Bithces!
OMG, I found Shakira! I was offering a 10 cents reward for her whereabouts. I just bumped into her. Is this contest awesome, or what? It seems like with everything else in my life, my wishes become my command. In this game, I call someone out, National delivers the goods. Before it was Megan. Now it's that no good for nothing Shakira, my housekeeper.
It does not come to me as any surprise that I'm making the FINAL mockery of Shakiara because that girl is the dirt beneath Paris' shoes. I told you little Bitches that Paris will get back to her winning ways. And now you're further confused as to how I'm winning. It's real simple, Losers: I'm the Hottie and Shakira is the Nottie.
When the poll closes this week, any punk Loser who still hates Paris will know that she's for real.
It feels so good when things are back to normal. The loss to Megan was a thing of a past. I'll have Shakira mopping and sweeping my floors, and making my salads and clean my bathrooms.
My name is Paris Hilton. I'm spoiled and I'm Hot. Deal with it, Bitches!
Posted by Jensen (Member # 33746) on :
Thanks, National, for the pictures. Jessica Simpson looks great this week. It's good that she's holding onto the lead as I type this. She needs to grab a playoff spot. I want to see Jessica Simpson wear those Ferragamo's you talk about.
These pictures are worth looking at over and over. I really like Lindsay this week. And Kim is doing a FANTASTIC job reminding people that she is a force not to be messed with. GREAT pictures of her.
Thanks, man!
Vote Jessica Simpson.
Posted by foot_fashion_industry (Member # 33265) on :
quote:Originally posted by National: Once again, we all gather to celebrate in what is turning into the greatest pastime in Wu's Foot Forum -- The National Fashionistas.
This contest is where we TRULLY crown who has the higest quality of enticing feet in the world.
Quite the true statement. The thing I love is looking and be amazed as to the number of pictures National has for us each week. The list of pictures goes on what seems like forever. This post is where I go for my foot fetish fix. The greatest matches are assembled here and the pictures are off the chain. I speak for everyone who votes here that he loves taking part in this game. The appreciation you have for this game and for this fetish speaks volumes for the dedication you instill in the fans.
I want to know the nitty gritty details you put into making this contest as organized as it is. How do you decide which matches to make and how do you decide when these girls face eachother?
The list of pictures goes on. My girl Jessica Alba is going to clinch her division this week. YES! Rachel picked a bad time to face Kim Kardashian because Kim is going to be relentless. Her pics are amazing. The pics where Rachel is out and about are better than Kardashian's, but in the second set of pictures for each girl, Kim is WAY ahead of Rachel. I think Kim is still steaming from that loss to Carmen Electra from the historical Week 8. She is doing everything to catch up to Carmen but the voters are still behing Carmen.
Speaking of Carmen, I don't always vote for her. This week, however, is an exception because I can't stand Eva Longoria. I'm hoping Eva gets DESTROYED by Carmen. Can someone explain to me the following: According to National, Longoria is 3-0 against Alba in the history of this contest. How the FUCK can Alba not get to Longoria? How can Vanessa Hudgens can figure out how to get through McPhee when Alba can't do the same to Longoria? Hudgens and McPhee trade victories over each other. Someone as fine as Alba cannot best Longoria.
Alba will clinch a spot for the playoffs this week. I PRAY that Alba can avoid Longoria at all cost because is Jessica draws Longoria in the tournament, Alba is surely going to lose. As dominant as Electra is, I fear Carmen LESS and Longoria more. Alba pushed Carmen to the limit in Week 9, regaining some confidence in Alba. I hope Longoria does not make the playoffs this year.
Kate Beckinsale is great! Succulent meat is all I have to say about her. National has great tastes, featuring differnt aspects other than bare that appeal to guys like us. Kate plays to our imaginations. It's great to see Kate in that position in the her second pic.
Celebs are great.
Posted by footfetish&martini (Member # 34060) on :
Carmen Electra lives on. She dresses sexy and does eveything else just as grest. Carmen always puts on a great show for us.
quote:Originally posted by National: When the champion is finally crowned on July 4, she will don the Salvatore Ferragamo.
I, too, agree that Carmen will don the Salvatore Ferragamo.
I don't give a fuck what he says, what he says, what he says, and ESPECIALLY what you say. What does give a fuck is that Carmen his wins the championship.
Carmen lives on.
Posted by Night in Paris (Member # 34431) on :
Guess who's back, Bitches!
It's me, Paris. I know it isn't just me because I'm not the only one who thinks Shakira is, like, sooooo such a disgusting mess. It's, like, sooo not funny 'n stuff. Psych.... it is funny to see my opponent go down into shame in front of the Princess and Heir of this contest, Paris Hilton. What else did you losers expect? I mean, look at Shakira. Like, what the hell? No girl who looks like THAT is going to win a contest of prestige and class. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is all about sex appeal and class.
All the haters are saying, "CLASS?" Then from there they'll ramble on about some bullshit because deep inside, they jerk their dicks off to Paris.
All of my haters are QUIET. Quiet because she's back on the winning track. You know, it's about time you go to sleep so you can get up the next morning and work. What about Paris? She'll just relax at the beach while earning more millions of dollars at the same time. Ain't that some shit?
But I really pity Shakira. Now with this win, Paris will have Shakira clean her house for longer hours.
Look at Shakira's first picture. I'm sorry, but that bitch has the AUDACITY to go out in public with the same outfit I have her cleaning my mansion in. The second picture? Shakira looks drugged up there. That's like, soooooooooooooo fuckin gross! You're at a movie premeire, for crying out loud! Wash your face, girl. It looks like she doesn't know where she came from or if she knows where she's going.
Well, let me get my beauty rest. I have to go on yet another shopping spree while Shakira scrubs the toilets.
Life is good, Bitches.
Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :
quote:Originally posted by Night in Paris: Look at Shakira's first picture. I'm sorry, but that bitch has the AUDACITY to go out in public with the same outfit I have her cleaning my mansion in. The second picture? Shakira looks drugged up there. That's like, soooooooooooooo fuckin gross! You're at a movie premeire, for crying out loud! Wash your face, girl. It looks like she doesn't know where she came from or if she knows where she's going.
Paris makes for great entertainment in here. Megan Fox showed Paris Hilton a thing or two after having talked a big game and not being able to back it up. Now she's avenging her loss by going up against no competition. I, too, became sick to see Shakira beat Tara Reid and I was going to say something about that. But since Paris is facing Shakira this week, I'll let her bash her for this week. When Shakira meets her Executioner (Megan Fox) in the rematch, I will have my final sayings for Shakira and let Megan Fox do the rest of the talking for me.
Even though Megan is facing Lohan this week, I do like her pictures. They are one of the best I've come across. That girl really knows how to appeal to me.
I would've voted for her. But Megan is on her way of winning the championship and putting on those shoes. Fuck what anyone else has told you about his girl.
Posted by always (Member # 33264) on :
Yeah, Lindsay's pictures are HOT. She needed good pictures to take on Megan Fox. Lindsay, I bet, has always has sweaty, smelly feet. Whereas in Megan Fox, I'm not quite sure. This match was very tough. Looking at Lindsay's picture, my decision was nearly impossible to make. I finally went with Megan because, as Bloodspill or Duffy has put it, Megan will kill me if I don't. Lindsay Lohan won't kill me. She'll just diss me on her blog.
Besides, if Megan can get her feet smelly, that experience will be MUCH better for me.
And Rachel Bilson is no match for Kim Kardashian. Girls like Kim represents a team that is full of superstars and someone like Bilson represents a team with a lot of rookies in it. Kim is just a POWERHOUSE. An unfair match, but someone's gotta face her.
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Rachel looks great as usual. Aniston looks so sexy in this pic. And Megan just blows away all competition although lindsey is battling the hardest of all her matches so far.
Posted by economy_in_crisis (Member # 33964) on :
The economy is in terrible shape. The economy is so bad, in order to save money to support her addiction, Amy Winehouse clipped her nosehair just to re-snork the coke residue from the night before.
In fact, do you know what the highest-paying line of work is in America right now? Jury duty.
In all seriousness, though, I think the economy is starting to turn around. In fact today, instead of just shooting animals for food, Sarah Palin is back shooting them for fun again.
The pictures in here are top notch. This is the center to pleasure yourself. Vanessa Hudgens' are REALLY great! All you need to know are in these pictures. Brittany Snow's and Ashlee Simpson's give me blessings of having a foot fetish in the first place.
Kate and Vanessa, Carmen and Longoria, Snow and Menounos, Fox and Lohan. The great matches continue.
Posted by BloodSpill (Member # 34061) on :
Normally, I wish a lot of harm on whoever is facing Megan Fox. But I like Lindsay Lohan, so Megan will not be an artist behind some gruesome scene involving Lohan. She's a cool chick. Megan will let this be a fair fight. In the end, Megan will be 11-0. Why do some people still think it's okay to fuck with her? How many more people does she have to kill before she makes the front page of a newspaper?
Who do you like other than Megan? Your answer to that question is NOT going to matter because Megan has either killed her or is going to kill her. She's not going to care if the police find out about it.
How can a girl look this cute, this hot, and still be a corrosive killer? The best part about it is that after she's done taking some girl's life, it's back to being the innocent, cute, nice little sweet girl during the day; sexy as rebellious fuck in the night.
A message from Megan Fox to any girl in this contest who still carries doubt about her:
Whatever I shoot, it's either coming off or it's coming out. If push comes to shove, I'ma lay you out if you force me.
Posted by jgasdon (Member # 34076) on :
quote:Originally posted by Night in Paris: Look at Shakira's first picture. I'm sorry, but that bitch has the AUDACITY to go out in public with the same outfit I have her cleaning my mansion in. The second picture? Shakira looks drugged up there. That's like, soooooooooooooo fuckin gross! You're at a movie premeire, for crying out loud! Wash your face, girl. It looks like she doesn't know where she came from or if she knows where she's going.
The funniest shit I've read all week. I'm glad Paris is dishing it out on the haters. Now that Paris is winning, they don't know what to say. Shakira should learn how to dress. Then she should learn how to win matches.
Posted by AmericanSymbol (Member # 33897) on :
Who will win the contest this year?
Not Megan Fox.
Posted by Drunk_24-7 (Member # 21781) on :
What a depressing shadow Paris Hilton's lead over Shakira's cast on this contest. It's no wonder the economy is in crisis this year as compared to last year if the new people reaching the age of majority are fucked enough in the head to think that Paris Hilton's feet are anywhere close to as hot as Shakira's. These are the types of decision makers who are sure to doom this world.
Everyday if you get outside at all you'll see 50-100 girls hotter than Paris Hilton where you'd be lucky to see 1-3 that are on a level comparable to Shakira and that gap only widens when you compare them from the ankles down as Shakira's feet look especially great in this weeks pics while Hilton's look too big for her small frame and in one of the pictures a little bit manishly boney and gross. How anyone could vote Hilton over Shakira defies logic to me. It'd be like someone with a footfetish wanting to kiss Simon Cowell's feet instead of Paula Abdul's simply because Simon makes more money or is the more famous of the two. Disgusting, repluslive and all around wrong. Like banned substances in the Olympics, Steroids in baseball, gambling refs in the NBA and fixes in boxing, what we are witnessing here is the corruption and destruction of the worlds greatest contest.
It just doesn't make sense. I don't even hate Paris Hilton. She's a pretty girl and I have no problem with her sluttiness, stupidity or her spoiled princess persona. All that stuff is kinda hot. The problem is her feet are basicially her ugliest attribute. They're too big and boney and they're just not a good example sexy feet at all. Shakira's are awesome. The same people who voted for Paris must have also voted for Brittnay Snow over Maria Menounos. That one came as a shocker to me as well, especially when comparing the pics head to head.
No matter what happens with the results I can't help but love this contest. The pictures, the women, the pictures, the organization and the layout of this tournament make it the greatest of it's kind by far which makes it all the more depressing to me to see these the likes of Paris Hilton win a match against a woman as beautiful as Shakria. It's an absolute joke and cheapens the validity of the contest in my opinion, which is of course only my opinion and unfortanatly for Shakira in this case, everyone is entitled. Hopefully it'll be a better week next week.
Posted by FootLongSub Zero (Member # 19380) on :
Some of the choices were really tuff Amazed to see Paris Hilton up there Posted by Night in Paris (Member # 34431) on :
Okay, Bithces!
For the drunk guy:
Like, whateverrrrrr.
Why are you so upset? Is it because the whole world got to see the ugly truth when they saw Shakira's pictures week after week and vomiting in the toilets as a result? Shakira is in fact the ugliest girl in the planet who does not deserve any recognition in any foot fetish celeb contest. Paris Hilton is not responsible for the 10,000 losses Shakira has this season; Shakira is. She's the biggest Loser we have all seen. We get many voters each week. The more voters we get, the closer it reflects reality. The fact this we get the number of voters we do by the week speaks volumes as to how offensive that little dimwit has become to society.
That Simon Cowell comment has validity to it. Popularity does play an important role as to how successful one can be. However, even if both Hilton and Shakira were out of the spotlight for two or three years, and had faced each other today, Paris will STILL beat her because she's hotter than Shakira will ever be. Don't kid yourself.
You even went as far as to chastise Megan Fox for the embarrassment she gave Shakira. And Megan wasn't showing her toes! What does THAT tell you. You lambasted her left and right and even called her the ANTI-foot fetishist because of it. Oh, yes you did! Yes, you did. The shoes Megan wore in that picture is more expensive than all of Shakira's footwear COMBINED. Look at Shakira's first pic. Absolutely horrifying! And repulsive, if I do say so myself. Shakira looks drowsy in her second pic. How is THAT someone you can call a Goddess?
Shakira's record suggests to me that EVERYONE hates her. They all see something you don't because you're too hammered to notice the clarifications through your blurry vision. Drink some water and jump on someone else's bandwagon.
This is a typical converstion at a bar:
(Someguy) I think Paris Hilton will beat Shakira this week.
(Drunk guy, speaking very loudly) Oh, YEAH? *hiccups* I'll bet that, not only will that not happen, but that Shakira will win this contest hands down.
(Someguy) You mean with Megan Fox in your division?
(Drunk guy) *hiccups* WHAT? *hicupps* Megan Fox doesn't have SHIT on Shakira. Megan is overrated.
(Someguy) They say alcohol can make the ugliest girls look attractive. Appearantly, this extends to Shakira.
What happened was that People know Shakira does not stand for anything worth remembering over. So when they kept reading your comments about how good Shakira is, that REALLY turned them off. They thought, "Dude, Shakira is NOT THAT hot. Calm down."
Shakira loses her first match, that can be accidental. But after having lost THIS many matches, it's no accident. It's deliberate.
Going back to that Simon Cowell comment. Maria Menounos is not as well known as Shakira. But why is she doing better than Shakira, Hilary Duff, Hewitt, Crawford and Snow. Because they think she's better than they are, especially Shakira.
People walk outside everyday and not even THINK about Shakira. That's how NOT hot she is.
The joke is on YOU, buddy. Not Paris Hilton.
With this win, I will go out and party myself sick.
Good night, BITCHES!
Posted by the_foot_fetishist (Member # 30029) on :
This is what having a foot fetish is about.
Linday Lohan's pictures that were posted in here is what having a foot fetish is about. Jennifer Aniston, Fox, Carmen, Maria, Ashlee, Lima, and the greatest pictures are in here. These matches is what having a foot fetish is all about.
Carmen is still doing it right.
Posted by Drunk_24-7 (Member # 21781) on :
As ridiculous as it is that an average looking woman with less than average feet like Paris Hilton could garner more votes than a woman as beautiful as Shakria who has the feet to match in the biggest foot fetish contest there is, it does make for some pretty entertaining chatter. I gotta admit, that mock convo of me at the bar discussing the matchup that Paris posted was Gold.
I know women, I know sexy, and I know gorgeous feet and there's no doubt in my mind that Shakria blows Paris Hilton completely out of the water in each of those catagories. All the vote says to me is that 38 people who voted this week are out of their minds, while 24 others besides myself have great taste.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
Week 12 came to a close last night. The majority has spoken, their voices heard louder over those who couldn't make their cases quite as convincing.
THE STANDINGS UPDATED
Here are the standings as we move into Week THIR13EN.
**The first number next to each name stands for the number of wins. The second number is for losses. The third stands for the number of ties, and the last number is her winning percentage.**
American Female Class
Division I
Jessica Alba 8-3-0-.727 -- *Division Champion* Rachel Bilson 3-8-0-.272 Hayden Panettiere 2-9-0-.181 Mandy Moore 1-10-0-.090
Division II
Christina Aguilera 6-5-0-.545 Jessica Biel 6-5-0-.545 Maria Menounos 6-5-0-.545 Jennifer Love-Hewitt 1-10-0-.090
Division III
Carmen Electra 11-0-0-1.000 Kim Kardashian 10-1-0-.909 Charlize Theron 5-6-0-.454 Ashlee Simpson 3-8-0-.272
Division IV
Adriana Lima 8-3-0-.727 Eva Longoria 7-4-0-.636 Brooke Burke 6-5-0-.545 Jennifer Aniston 6-5-0-.545
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National Female Class
Division I
Kate Beckinsale 11-0-0-1.000 Scarlett Johansson 9-2-0-.818 Brittany Snow 2-9-0-.181 Cindy Crawford 1-10-0-.090
With the Jessica Alba win and Rachel Bilson loss, Alba has officially won her division, thus securing herself a spot in the playoffs for a chance to don the Salvatore Ferragamo and hold the title of World's Sexiest Feet.
Jessica Alba is now the staple of that division after having won it for two years in a row. Unlike last year, Jessica had it pretty easy for her this year. In the begging, there was the feeling that the other young girl in that division would give Alba a run for her money and have that race decided a littler closer towards the end of the season. Instead, Alba took off and stayed ahead. So much so that Alba is the only girl in ANY group who has a winning record, making it the weakest division in all of NF Fashionistas.
When this contest returns next February, Alba is going to need some girls in her division who can successfully contend against her and challenge her reputation as one of the hottest girls on the planet. She has made Rachel Bilson, Hayden Panettiere, and Mandy Moore look like amateurs in a league of the Higest Presitge of Professionals.
Speaking of Alba becoming the first girl to clinch her division this year, let's talk briefly about Shakira, who was the first girl to clinch her spot for the playoffs last year. This has been a constant struggle for her this year and has gained a lot of attention for her struggle. It's one thing to not do well. But it becomes a bigger story when a girl was among the best one year to be among the worst the following year.
She's was still the center of much talk this week in regards to Paris Hilton. Shakira has another reason to not like Paris: She now has Paris to thank for officially eliminating her from competing in the playoffs AT ALL this year. A few weeks ago, Megan Fox was responsible for eliminating Shakira for making the playoffs as a division champion. Now Paris has put a full stop on Shakira's dreams of making the playoffs as a wild card. That would've happened last week had Shakira lost AND Katharine McPhee or Lindsay Lohan had lost her match. Neither of them happened, Shakira lived to see another week.
I bet Drunk 24-7 would've prefered to have Shakira not make the playoffs in the hands someone he likes (Katharine McPhee, for example) as opposed to someone who he does not like (Paris Hilton).
Now, the only thing Shakira (and others with similar records) can do is spoil another girl's chance of making the playoffs.
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CARMEN ELECTRA vs EVA LONGORIA -- Even though Carmen is now 3-0 Lifetime agaisnt Longoria, this little rivalry still garners a lot of intensity and interest. Both are higly praised in the foot fetish community going toe-to-toe (no pun intended) to determine who can out-show the other one.
They faced each other twice last year. The second time was in the Class Championship of the playoffs. That match was to determine who was going into the Finals Classic as the champion of the American Class. It was only fitting that those two met in a match where the stakes were that high after being the two higest ranked girls in the AFC.
Carmen extends her regular season winning streak to 19 after a hard-fought victory over another top contender in this game.
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Divisions II and IV of the AFC has now become the most competitive war zones celebrity foot fetishism has come to recognize.
Division II
Christina Aguilera 6-5-0-.545 Jessica Biel 6-5-0-.545 Maria Menounos 6-5-0-.545
Division IV
Adriana Lima 8-3-0-.727 Eva Longoria 7-4-0-.636 Brooke Burke 6-5-0-.545 Jennifer Aniston 6-5-0-.545
Races THIS tight, this late in the season is what our wildest dreams are made of! This is the unique characteristic that makes this contest what it is and what other celeb foot fetish contests were never able to be. It's drams such as these that makes this contest very compelling and addictive and leaves peoeple coming back for more to see how these storylines are going to end.
Jennifer Aniston started the season 5-1. Since then, she went 1-4. During which time, Brooke Burke had risen up from the ashes to reintroduce herself to the world. Eva Longoria was the obvious choice to win her division last year. Now, Adriana Lima has taken the world by storm and is now in sole possession of first place of that group. She finished third in that division last year, and I picked her over the girl who finished in second place to come for this year. I saw immense potential in her that I felt the voters were missing out on last year. Adriana Lima has made me look real good this year, proving to me that I made the right decision into giving her a second shot at Glory.
This game is showing that it balances out who the best in the world are as equal as possible because Adriana is BARELY made mention of in foot fetish conversation outside this game. Where else would you run into a conversation about Lima outside THIS game? The fact that she's doing this well even though no one talks about her reveals the hidden aspects of how stunningly convincing she can be. I'm proud of this game and I REALLY thank the voters for voicing who they REALLY appreciate.
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Aguilera, Biel, and Menounos is another epic encounter. How often in the NFL do you see three teams in one division sharing possession of first place after twelve weeks of competition? That's a great question. I don't have the answer, but I bet it's less than "not too often."
We are really speaking for the whole world of foot fetish by saying that in a contest THIS stacked of hot celebs, races are bound to be this tight. Thank goodness the tie-breaking methods is the formula I have saved up somewhere, and it can come in pretty handy shoudl I need to break the ties at the end of the season.
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Thanks to everyone who voted.
Week THIR13EN starts Tuesday night. In the NFL, Week 13 starts on Thanksgiving. Next week will be OUR thanksgiving. A lot of times, you hear me say that the following week's matches are great. I SWEAR on this fetish that Week THIR13EN has the matches that could shatter any girl's hope of making the playoffs. I made these matches a month before the competition even began and I'm so estatic that the storylines are playing into the schedules. It's up to the voters to decide how they want to story to continue or end.
See you Tuedsay.
--National
[ May 02, 2009, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: National ]
Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :
quote:Originally posted by Drunk_24-7: All the vote says to me is that 38 people who voted this week are out of their minds, while 24 others besides myself have great taste.
Everytime I read a quote from you about Shakira, it gets further and further and further away from the truth. If voting against Shakira makes me wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Voting against Megan Fox when she's up against Shakira shows you're out of your mind and people who do vote for Megan knows what a hot girl is all about. Why is she 11-0 and Shakira 2-9? When Paris is right about Shakira being insignificant and being not all that, that makes your statements outrageous because Paris Hilton is not regarded as a person who is right about a lot of things. Boys from the fifth grade will pick Megan over Shakria. Those kids have got taste of what the female influence is about.
To pick Shakira over Megan shows that your judgement is impared. Any person reading your reasons will ask, "Is this guy drunk?" In your case, you are. If a person who is not drunk picks Shakira over Megan, then that means he's LITERALLY retarded and walks around all day running errands with a helmet on his head to prevent himself from bumping into walls.
Paris over Shakira? It's Paris for me. Shakira knows nothing about taking care of her feet and never buys a pair of great and expensive shoes.
I'm tired of Shakira and I want her gone. If you really want to see Paris out of this game, then leave it up to Megan Fox. Let Megan do all of the dirty work for you.
Here's the best part: Shakira is going to lose to whoever he faces next. For Shakira's sake, it better not be Megan Fox.
Posted by Drunk_24-7 (Member # 21781) on :
Against Megan Fox I can see Fox winning because just like Shakira, she's an increadably sexy woman with great feet so in a matchup between those two it pretty much comes down to personal preference between two irresistable hotties.
With Paris vs. Shakira it's more a question of ability to see. Picking between Megan and Shakira is like a parent trying to pick a favorite child. It's like being at a restraunt and trying to decide between the most expensive prime beef steak on the menu or the Lobster sufflet. Both items will be delicious and of a high quality but everyone will have their personal preference between the two or be in the mood at that moment for one over the other. There's really not much to go on as both women are basically flawless.
Picking Paris over Shakira is like choosing a can of spam instead of the prime beef steak or going fishing in a polluted lake for a trout and cooking it up for yourself in place of the lobster souflet. Paris Hilton is not even anywhere close to as Sexy as Shakira in the foot department, nor any other aspect of female beauty. From Feet to ankles to Legs to Ass to Hips to Stomach to Tits to Back to hands to Arms to Neck to Face to Lips to Eyes to Hair, Shakira Trumps Hilton in every single area and probably by the widest margin when you compare their feet, although the landslide by which Shakira's ass surpasses Hilton is pretty damn steep as well.
Shakira's feet are proportioned in accordance with her body and in this weeks pics they look hot as fuck while Hilton's look boney, a little bit manish and clownishly akward as they're too big for her slender frame. It's not just the win over Shakira that is ridiculous, it's how she's managed to win any of her games in the contest against any of her far better looking opponents. Paris Hilton is an average looking woman with less than average looking feet who has no business leading a division in the most high stakes foot fetish competition in the world.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
VERY IMPORTANT.
There was something I COMPLETELY overlooked throughout the course of the entire Week 12.
In addition to Jessica Alba becoming the division Champion, another girl also won her division at the same time. Her name is Megan Fox.
How did I not pay attention to that?
Going into Week 12, Megan Fox's magic number was 3. That meant that any combination of Megan Fox's wins or Lindsay Lohan losses that total 3, Megan becomes champion of her division. They happened to face each other in which Megan won. That brings Megan's magic number from 3 to 1 (Megan's win is worth 1 point, Lindsay's loss is worth another point. Two away from three makes 1, as if you couldn't figure it out for yourself).
The conventional thinking was that in Week THIR13EN, with the magic number being 1, Megan could clinch her division with a win OR a Lindsay Lohan loss. In this contest, there is a very complicated formulae to break the ties should those two, for example, finish the season with identical records. However, the first step into breaking the ties is their head-to-head records. Since Megan swept Lindsay in the season series, there is no need for the magic number to be 1. That means that even if Lindsay caught up to Megan and finish with identical records, Megan automatically wins the tie breaker in the first step.
Had Lindsay Lohan defeated Megan last week, and goes on to catch Megan for indentical records, then I can go past the first step to break the tie.
So with that explained, Megan Fox is the NEW Division III champion of the NFC.
Megan Fox the NEW Division III champion! This is cause for a big celebration. It's like in sports when memebers of a team pop champange bottles and spray it at each other celebrating a division title. A celebration of that magnitude is what's happening over with Megan Fox. The only difference is that I'm in a lavish hotel room with Megan Fox engaging in our own private celebration to cap off the evening after being awarded with that title.
I don't know how Shakira won that division last year. And neither did the voters who vote in this game because Megan just came in and it was a hostile takeover from there. She ruled it with an iron fist, dictatorship-like. Megan is the greatest sensation this contest has ever bare to witness (so far) by easing her way through her division. How was Shakira the division champ last year and is unable to do anything this year to defend it? Her division must've been very weak for Shakira to get away with it.
Megan came in and took the title from her as if it was taking candy from a baby. She must've been the weakest of all division winners last year because the defending division champs are doing pretty well for themselves this year. Alba took care of her business again, Christina is still in position to repeat, Carmen is making the palyoffs no DOUBT, Longoria is still hanging in there. Scarlett is questionable, though I can see her in there as a wildcard. Simpson is struggling somewhat, but can make it as a wild card. There are still question marks about McPhee, but she's still in the mix.
Shakira is the only one who's treated like a low-class. If she's a TRUE goddess, then there would be no reason for her to be the laughingstock of this contest. She would be right up there with Fox, Beckinsale, Mendes, and Kardashian & Company. Those girls are Goddesses. Shakira is in the category of someone who's not good enough to make this contest in the first place. So when Paris reffers to Shakira as her cleaning lady, all I can say is, "By comparing their records, yeah, pretty much."
I think Paris is pretty hot, but I do see her losing a few more matches before this season is over. However, it does not come to me as ANY surprise that Hilton is at the top of her division.
I'll bet pretty much anything that if you (or anyone else, for that matter) are shocked to see Paris in front of her division this late in the season, then that means YOUR favorite girl is NOT in first place of her division and will ultimately NOT make the playoffs. Those who are not surprised by it must support girls who are on the brink of making the playoffs.
In my case, Megan Fox is already the World Champion, ready to don the Salvatore Ferragamo.
Did you read what the podium said? It said, "Breakthrough of the Year." That is EXACTLY what has summed up Megan's season. There she is accepting the award for Division champion. Now, it's on to more important aspects of this contest.
Everyone should obey to Megan's commands.
Posted by foot_fashion_industry (Member # 33265) on :
I think it's about that time where we can make early predictions as to who will meet in the Finals Classic.
With the NFC, I think Megan Fox is frontrunner to lead her class in the championship. From the way her pictures look and the way people talk about her, it seems inevitable that she gets to experience what it's like to be on the Grandest Stage of all foot fetish contests and soaks in the significance for all it's worth. Kate and Mendes have great records, and I think both will push Megan to the very limit. But, both do not have the star power that Megan is riding on. Outside of this contest, Megan Fox is mentioned practically everywhere you go. She's mentioned on TV, she's talked about in conversations, you read about her in magazines. She has become an addiction's delight.
Another thing is that both Beckinsale and Mendes are in their mid to late 30s. Megan Fox, on the other hand, is only 22. It's impossible for a girl to look THIS HOT at such a young age! When you combine all of that, especially their ages, Megan has the edge. Age will catch up to both Kate and Eva Mendes.
In the AFC, however, things are not that black and white. Any one of those girls can represent her class in the Classics. Carmen is a big-time favorite. Kim Kardashian is also quite popular and extremely hot! She's the only girl in the AFC who I can see beating Carmen Electra. My girl, Jessica Alba, certainly has GREAT potential to get past Electra because when they faced eachother back in Week 9, Alba was THIS close to beating her. That means that Alba can dish it out. Alba is, after all, one of the hottest girls on the planet. But there's Longoria, who has Jessica Alb'a number. Longoria has never lost to her. But the funny part is that Longoria did not come as close to beating her as Alba did, so that gives Alba a lot of hope. If Longoria and Alba meet in the playoffs, I think Alba will be able to pull through, finally.
We have Adriana Lima. That girl is NOT to be fucked with. Lima owed it to National when he decided to give her a second chance after a so-so season last year. She has unleashed her sexual potion and has become the sensation that people overlooked last year.
Whoever wins the second division of the AFC will be someone who the people will overlook. I think Christina will be feared more than the other two girls in that division who are tied with her for first place. Aguilera is the defending division champ and if she can repeat, she will happily remind everyone that she has what it takes to compete.
In summation, I think Megan Fox will represent the NFC while the AFC is anyone's guess.
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The funniest shit I've read all week. I'm glad Paris is dishing it out on the haters. Now that Paris is winning, they don't know what to say. Shakira should learn how to dress. Then she should learn how to win matches.
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Amazed to see Paris Hilton up there