America has been fascinated by celebrities since the golden age of the silver screen. Starlets such as Greta Garbo and Jean Harlow became our form of royalty in the 1930s. A celebrity sighting, whether in a magazine or on some city street, inspired awe and wonderment. Celebrities were mysterious and untouchable. They were covered in pixie dust. What you didn't know about them was as interesting as what you did know.
In recent years, however, the notion of celebrity has changed. Today we are celebrity saturated. There are celebrities for celebrity's sake, who can't sing or act. You cannot open your eyes without seeing these fashionistas on billboards, the internet and on Larry King. Their personal lives make prime-time news. Their sex tapes on the internet are as quotidian as Dow Jones charts. But one thing hasn't changed: They remain the avatars of favorable appeal, and sexual icons of their age.
They command power, money and our attention because they are our first and foremost fantasies in the flesh.
You are to be introduced to the hottest celebrities in its fashion-associated and most storied of Red Carpet events:
Kim Kardashian -- "The National Femme Fashionistas."
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These ladies welcome you back with open arms and love as we begin Week 4 of the celebrity contest that will put the finishing touches as to who possesses the blueprint of how the Sexiest Feet look like.
I said from the beginning that each girl will have a week off during the competition. Starting this week, that rule will take into place. Over the first three weeks, we have been formally introduced to the ladies, and formed a little connection with them. Now, some of them will rest for the week to see how the rest of the field plays out.
The Fashionistas with Week 4 off are:
Carmen Electra Hayden Panettiere Jessica Alba Kate Beckinsale Katharine McPhee Pairs Hilton
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THE IMAGES
To make your pleasure more forthcoming, you have to check these out. If you never gave thanks to how you have a foot fetish, now is the time.
The props have been set up, the catwalks are ready, the photographers from the world over are in intense to snap away at the models.
Let the Fashion Show begin!
[ March 03, 2009, 07:30 PM: Message edited by: National ]
Posted by Marcus_B (Member # 21192) on :
Eva Longoria for sure~!
Posted by Cain (Member # 8492) on :
Man these pics of Rachel and Megan this week are incredible... Thanx for sharing these National
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cain: Man these pics of Rachel and Megan this week are incredible... Thanx for sharing these National
I did not mean to post that picture of Rachel Bilson. I wanted to save that for another time. But since it's up there, I'll just let it stay up there. I wanted to post a better picture of her this week. Guess I'll post that some other time.
Posting the pictures is a favorite part of mine. The images make the contest more entertaining.
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In the meantime, here's a great introduction to some of the ladies in the contest especially for those who are voting for the first time.
National Femme Fashionistas STARRING
Eva Mendes -- Even though your spanish is a little rusty, be rest assured that her name translates to "sultry Cuban goddess."
Hayden Panettiere -- If every superhero were as hot as her cheerleader, Wonder Woman would still be on the air.
Elisha Cuthbert -- Another Girl Next Door. Elisha played the lead in a movie with that title in 2004. She now plays Jack Bauer's daughter on 24, but she can crash at my place anytime.
Scarlett Johansson -- It's not Maybeline ... she's just born with it.
Jessica Simpson -- She's a blond to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. She's hell on Pro Bowl quarterbacks, too.
Christina Auilera -- In November RCA released a retrospective of Christina's work, called Keeps Gettin' Better. Doesn't she, though?
Megan Fox -- She has tattoos, pouty lips and a bad-girl attitude who's waiting for a man to put a tight leash on her. Any volunteers?
Brooke Burke -- After having four kids she went on Dancing With the Stars and continues to look so stunning.
Jessica Alba -- People sat through The Love Guru just for her. Not that they were complaining.
Kim Kardashian -- She is so hot, it's going to take more than a glass of water to cool you down.
Carmen Electra -- An Electra complex is the female Oedipus complex: She wants to have sex with Daddy, kill Mommy. That's heavy. We'll just stick to daydreaming about Carmen.
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Also as a added treat, here's a song I'd figure the Fashionistas would love to strut their stuff to while walking the catwalk.
You never cease to amaze me with how well put together your comments are. That was an amazing opening post for this week's competition, National. It takes people back to those times and helps them appreciate how their lives took an influence on the people then, and how their legacies live on to future generations. That introduction shows you are really into this the franchise foot celebrity competition.
Let's hope Bilson does better against this week. I love those AFC versus NFC matches. It gives a rare chance for a girl to travel to the other side and see how she can handle those girls. But Vanessa Hudgens is a hot competitor, so let's see.
Those small descriptions of those girls are very catchy and funny. I volunteer to set Megan strait.
Keep up the GREAT work, man.
Posted by economy_in_crisis (Member # 33964) on :
The economy is STILL bad.
The economy is so bad, airlines are now charging passengers $15 for each bag under their eyes. Now, THAT's bad.
Anyway, it's interesting to see who has the week off. National almost took out the entire contest with the list of women who are taking time off.
Though Bilson is not my pick to win, I do like her a lot. I also know that this is an important match for her. It's still early in the season, but this match can make or break her. It's that simple. This is a true test to see if she can hang with the best.
The other three girls in her division are Alba, Panettiere, and Mandy Moore. Both Alba and Hayden have the week off. That leaves only Mandy Moore and she has a match against Eva Mendes. Rachel Bilson has a much better shot at beating Vanessa Hudgens than Mandy does Eva. With Alba and Hayden having their backs turned, this is Rachel's first and, perhaps, BEST opportunity to make things happen in that division. If she pulls off this win, that will put her just a win behind Alba for the division lead with 13 weeks to remaining.
If she loses, then Alba can win a match on a week Bilson has off, thus putting herself further ahead of Rachel.
It's a good thing Carmen's off for every girl's sake. But I cannot wait until she and Kardashian FINALLY get it on. Carmen has yet to lose and is the champion looking to successfully defend it, while Kardashian is just as hot and also undefeated. They're in the same division which makes it even hotter.
Posted by foot_fashion_industry (Member # 33265) on :
If you've seen Kim Kardashian's pictures and didn't get aroused, then something's wrong with you.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
Last week, I explained how the playoff tournament will be set up and how a girl qualifies for making the playoffs. Now, I will give you the tie-breaking procedure that will be used to determine who will make the cut.
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It is possible for these girls to finish the season with identical records. It becomes necessary, therefore, to devise means to break these ties, either to determine which girls will qualify for the playoffs, or to determine how these girls will rank in the playoff tournament.
DIVISION TIE-BREAKER
If, at the end of the regular season, two or more girls in the same division finish tied for first place with the identical winning percentage, the following steps will be taken until a champion is determined.
Two Girls
1. Head-to-head. 2. Best record against girls within the division. 3. Best record in common matches. 4. Best record against girls within the class. 5. Strength of victory. 6. Strength of schedule. 7. Most total votes received against girls within the class. 8. Most total votes received against girls from the opposite class. 9. Most total votes received in common matches. 10. Drawing cards.
Three or four girls: Tie breaker reverts to Step 1 if two girls remain tied during any step.
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WILD CARD TIE-BREAKER
If it is necessary to break ties to determine the two Wild-Cards from any class, the following steps will be taken.
1. If the girls who are tied are from the same division, apply division tie breaker. 2. If the girls who are tied are from different divisions, apply the following steps.
Two Girls
1. Head-to-head (If applicable). 2. Best record against girls within the class. 3. Best record in common matches (Only applicable with a minimum of four common opponents). 4. Strength of victory. 5. Strength of schedule. 6. Most total votes received against girls within the class. 7. Most total votes received against girls from the opposite class. 8. Drawing cards.
Three or more girls (Apply the following steps below. If two girls remain tied during any step, tie breaker reverts to step 1 of applicable two-girl format.)
1. Head-to-head sweep. (Applied only if one girl has defeated each of the others OR if one girl has lost to each of the others)
2. Best record against girls within the class. 3. Best record in common matches (Only applicable with a minimum of four common opponents). 4. Strength of victory. 5. Strength of schedule. 6. Highest ranked girl in the entire league in terms of total votes received. 7. Most total votes received agaisnt girls within the class. 8. Drawing cards.
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OTHER TIE-BREAKING PROCEDURES
1. To determine ranking in the playoff tournament among division titlists, apply Wild-Card tie breaker.
2. When one girl wins a tie-breaker in the case where multiple playoff spots are at stake among division titlists, tie-breaker reverts to step 1 of the applicable two- or three-girl format.
3. ln comparing division and class records or records against common opponents, the best winning percentage is the deciding factor since these girls may have participated in an unequal number of matches.
Posted by Elvzz (Member # 14178) on :
Eva Mendes is my dream girl...I am writing a screenplay with her in mind.
Yes the economy sucks, but do something you love and it will make it better.
Go out on your own with you skill and give yourself a raise.
Posted by foot_fashion_industry (Member # 33265) on :
Here's something I've just found on Yahoo!. It's about Megan Fox. As if she wasn't hot enough before... Now she'll be too hot for this planet.
Transformers " hottie Megan Fox is taking her career to Western and underwater frontiers.
Fox is in final negotiations to join Josh Brolin and John Malkovich in "Jonah Hex," Warner Bros.' action Western based on the DC Comics character . She also is attached to star in and develop "Fathom," Fox Atomic 's comic book-based underwater adventure .
In "Hex," Fox will play Leila, a gun-wielding beauty and love interest of Hex (Brolin), a scarred bounty hunter tracking a voodoo practitioner (Malkovich) who wants to raise an army of undead to liberate the South. The movie is preparing for a shoot in April, with Jimmy Hayward directing.
"Fathom," a comic created by recently deceased artist Michael Turner , follows a young woman named Aspen who learns she is a member of a race of aquatic humanoids who possess the ability to control water. Fox, a fan of the comic since its 1998 debut, will receive a producer credit, as will her former fiance Brian Austin Green .
Fox's feature debut in 2007's "Transformers" made her an overnight sensation in Hollywood , and her appearance on the cover of GQ late last year turned her into a sex symbol, setting records for the magazine's sales and its Web site.
She next appears in this summer's " Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," and stars in the Diablo Cody -penned comedic supernatural thriller movie "Jennifer's Body," which opens in the fall. She recently appeared in the comedy " How to Lose Friends and Alienate People ."
Megan Fox is a bad girl who is trouble for everyone in her path. Just ask Lindsay Lohan. That bitch is taking a beating in the voting polls as we speak.
Posted by nusuth (Member # 7372) on :
damn.. megan in fathom!?!? sweeeet! but who the hell wants to see jonah hex? i never got that comic.
yes, i am/was a comic book nerd. lol
Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :
Megan Fox in anything is sweet. Megan Fox without anything is ever hotter! This girl can do no wrong. She's a kick-ass chick who can kick any girl's ass in this contest. Her feet are hot and so is her attitude.
Let me tell you... You talk about the economy being bad? Let's talk about Megan Fox. This girl is so hot every gay person who came out has gone back in. That's hot.
Megan Fox is so hot that if she stepped into your house, your electric bill will be higher than your house payments.
Let's do one more cause I'm on a roll...
Megan Fox is so hot, she saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Let me stop right there cause she's killing everyone. If Kim Kardashian gets in her face, Megan will burn her too. That's right: Megan is calling Kim out. Both bitches are so hot, they'll have to settle it in the sun. But Megan is the only Binary Star.
Speaking of hot, Shakira is NOT. Sorry, sweetheart. But if she performed with less clothes on stage and in her music videos, she'll be right at the top with the others. This explains XXX-Tina Aguilera's great start to this season. Shakira is nowhere to be found. Same goes for McPhee. Katharine is HOT, with feet 10x hotter than Shakira's, but she's also missing. Are these girls even alive?
Carmen Electra deserves the break. She's tired of proving to everyone else that she's THAT MUCH hotter than practically every girl on the planet. Have you seen her pictures this game has provided? Her feet look SO MUCH better because of how hot she is. Carmen is hot too. Now I feel it's a toss up between her and Kardashian.
HELP ME!
It's so great being a foot fetishist.
Posted by Jensen (Member # 33746) on :
Jessica Simpson for me.
As far as Jennifer Hewitt goes, the last time I checked, she has bunions on her feet (or one of them). I don't know about you, but to me that's a fucking disgrace to our intelligence. She deserves to get the ass whipping Biel is giving her.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
quote:Originally posted by Duffy:
Let me tell you... You talk about the economy being bad? Let's talk about Megan Fox. This girl is so hot every gay person who came out has gone back in. That's hot.
Megan Fox is so hot that if she stepped into your house, your electric bill will be higher than your house payments.
Let's do one more cause I'm on a roll...
Megan Fox is so hot, she saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Let me stop right there cause she's killing everyone. If Kim Kardashian gets in her face, Megan will burn her too. That's right: Megan is calling Kim out. Both bitches are so hot, they'll have to settle it in the sun. But Megan is the only Binary Star.
Clearly this has brought out the nastiness in some people here. That's what hot girls do to you. Your jokes are so funny. They were fucking funny. I like the electric bill joke.
But Megan calling out Kim? You love to jump the gun. In this contest, the hottest matches FINALLY come true. Speaking of Kim, I have some VEERRRY HOTT pictures saved up. When I show them in weeks to come, you'll hear HER supporters crack jokes about how hot she is.
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Anyway, if you haven't voted please do so. The polls closes in about 24 hours.
P.S. Thanks Fashion_Industry for that Megan Fox article. I really appreciate that. Mega points to you.
Posted by nusuth (Member # 7372) on :
National, thank you for bring Duffy down to earth. lol. sure, megan is hot, but to what extent is absolutely your opinion. i, for one, would walk by her in a heartbeat to kneel before katherine mcphee... but thats my preference. i am enamored of the girl next door look which i think katherine embodies.
Posted by swman (Member # 11682) on :
wow, With no mcphee in this week im pretty big on Bilson...
Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :
It's ON!
Kim is so FUCKING HOT. But Megan Fox is so fucking HOTTER.
Let me tell you: If looks can kill, then Megan's will murder a mill'. This is what this game's is all about. If your girl is hotter than the others, then declare war on the entire field. My girl Megan knows what she's doing. She's throwing darts at Kim Kardashian. All throws hit the center of the target. I want Kim to do her best, so that way if she ever runs into Megan's way, when my Fox makes an example out of her, victory will be THAT much sweeter.
That goes for every girl out there. Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, McPhee, Johansson, your girlfriend, any bitch.
I value any opinion that differs from mine. That what's gives this game some flavor. If your is hotter than Megan, then say something.
I NEVER said Kim is ugly. I, too, would get busy with her and her feet in a second. I want Megan to face the best of the best in order to validate how nice she is.
I hear so much talk about Kim, and not enough about Fox.
Now it's time for that to change.
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
I like Duffy's attitude. I need some intensity rushing in some people's blood. If you're into sports, you know what I'm talking about. You love defending your sacred team. If anyone talks smack about what you hold dear, then fight back.
The biggest tease is that I made the schedules of each girl a month before the contest even started. It's not as if I'm making them up as we go along. That means I know who's facing who and when she'll face her. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at these girls schedules right now. Let me tell you, on paper it does not look pretty for whoever you like.
Going back to Kim, I DO have AWESOME pictures I have yet to use of her. You thought the ones you saw so far were something? We're only getting warmed up. The same goes for Duffy's girl. I DO have better pictures of Megan saved somewhere in my archives. Let just say that Megan IS as hot as Duffy is making her out to be. The same will be said for a lot of girls in this contest.
That is the beauty of my contest. The pictures will be so fierce, they should make your decisions harder to make. Each week, I strongly suggest you look at the pictures provided before casting votes. You could miss something. Don't just vote and then look at the images. You could regret a vote you made. This is a hot girl contest but, more than anything, this is a foot fetish contest. That explains why the pictures are there in the first place. The quality and size of these images help accentuate how thankful we are of having a foot fetish.
Let's keep the votes coming. Some matches are STILL tight.
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In this contest, try not to bring someone down to earth. I want your head so far up in the clouds that it's not even funny. I'm just warning Duffy that the Kim pictures I have will warn him that Kim can make whoever she faces beg for mercy.
--National
Posted by National (Member # 8568) on :
Week 4 was an explosive week! Thanks to everyone who took the time to vote and make a statement to whose feet you find more desireable than the others. Each week the game has generated more voters, which makes me very happy about having to put this contest together for the sake of the people's enjoyment.
Now with the foot fetish fashion show over for the week, the crowds have emptied out, the photographers gone, the lights and runways are being stocked away as the cleaning crew prepares to make the places spotless for next week's contests.
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THE STANDINGS UPDATED
Here are the standings as we move into Week 5.
**The first number next to each name stands for the number of wins. The second number is for losses. The third stands for the number of ties, and the last number is her winning percentage.**
American Female Class
Division I
Jessica Alba 3-0-0-1.000 Rachel Bilson 2-2-0-.500 Mandy Moore 1-3-0-.250 Hayden Panettiere 0-3-0-.000
Division II
Christina Aguilera 3-1-0-.750 Jessica Biel 2-2-0-.500 Maria Menounos 2-2-0-.500 Jennifer Love-Hewitt 0-4-0-.000
Division III
Kim Kardashian 4-0-0-1.000 Carmen Electra 3-0-0-1.000 Ashlee Simpson 2-2-0-.500 Charlize Theron 1-3-0-.250
Division IV
Jennifer Aniston 3-1-0-.750 Eva Longoria 2-2-0-.500 Adriana Lima 2-2-0-.500 Brooke Burke 1-3-0-.250
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National Female Class
Division I
Scarlett Johansson 4-0-0-1.000 Kate Beckinsale 3-0-0-1.000 Brittany Snow 1-3-0-.250 Cindy Crawford 0-4-0-.000
One thing that really stood out to be was Rachel Bilson's win over Vanessa Hudgens. Even though she lost, Hudgens did not go down without a fight. That match was more important for Bilson to win than it was for Hudgens, I feel. Jessica Abla appears to be holding that division hostage even with the week off she served. Now Bilson is the one making the bold precense that Alba better watch her back. So far Bilson has been a bit overlooked because Alba was the one making news in that division. Rachel took advantage of Alba's week off and now finds herself 1.5 wins behind Alba with 13 weeks to go before the playoffs start. This will be a race I will watch very closely. I expect Hayden to put herself together and reemerge and make that division even more compelling.
Speaking of Hudgens, she's off to an okay start compared to how she started last year. Her division is the only one that stayed intact from last year. Let's compare to the standings of NFC IV now and then after four weeks of competition:
Clearly Eva Mendes has done a great turnaround an is poised to keep her spot in first place of that group. That was the most competitive division last year and it could go either way this year.
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Aguilera has a strong start to this season to her credit. Chistina is hot enough to be able to bounce back from her loss to Menounos and continue her reign as on the better ones in the AFC. She's a different character than she was last year.
The standings after Week 4:
Now --
CHRISTINA AGUILERA 3-1-0-.750 Jessica Biel 2-2-0-.500 Maria Menounos 2-2-0-.500 JENNIFER LOVE-HEWITT 0-4-0-.000
Last Year --
JENNIFER LOVE-HEWITT 4-0-0-1.000 CHRISTINA AGUILERA 1-3-0-.250 Lauren Conrad 1-3-0-.250 Marissa Miller 0-4-0-.000
Last year it seemed Hewitt was going to run away with murder in that group. But Jennifer crashed towards the end and finished with seven wins, while X-tina finished with eight wins to become division champ. Now I don't see Hewitt catching up to Christina at no time this year.
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I thought Jessica Simpson vs Shakira was the only rematch from last year. But after checking, that wasn't the case. This was the first time they faced eachother in their LIVES and J.Simpson was the better lady. Shakira is sinking further into dispair unless Megan Fox cools down. This was definitly not the start Shakira fans (especially Drunk 24/7) were barganing to. They were spoiled last year:
Shakira 3-0-0-1.000 Alessandra Ambrosio 3-1-0-.750 Vida Guerra 1-3-0-.250 Erica Durance 0-4-0-.000
After that, Shakira got better while each of the other three girls lost more than half of her matches.
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Tara Reid is not doing as well as I thought she would. I guess I will have to start bringing out the HOT pictures I have of her. Let's see if that changes anything.
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Week 5 starts on Tuesday. A few more girls will get the week off.
Join us as the drama continues.
--National
Posted by Drunk_24-7 (Member # 21781) on :
Holy Shockers Batman! This weeks results are all the evidence I need that anything can happen in this tournament. The Simpson girls shocked my world this week. Ashlee who has the better feet of the two of in my opinion defeeted Charlize Theron in what I consider a major upset. I had Charlize winning that matchup with ease. Ashlee is cute and her feet are great, she also deserves extra credit for that little incident when she was drunk and telling people to kiss her feet at McDonalds that time, however Theron is far more beautiful overall as well as below the ankles in my opinion.
As if that miscaridge of justice wasn't bad enough, Cup Cake Queen Jessica Simpson pulls off the win over one of the sexiest Goddess's to ever Grace this planet in Shakira...Spare Me!!! Don't get me wrong, Jessica Simpson is a pretty girl but she's not even close to as sexy as Shakira. How anyone can honestly say they'd rather worship Simpson's feet than the perfect peds of Shakira is beyond me. Craziness, Absurdity, Shannanigans I say! Shakira was robbed!
The first two weeks it seemed as though I was in tune with the masses with my votes being cast for the eventual winners in a great majority of the masses. These past couple of weeks I'm hitting at only about 50%. A testimate to how competitive this contest is, how much foot fetishes opinions can differ and also how close alot of these matchups are to call. This week of the 13 matchups, the ladies I voted for emerged victorious in 7 matchups and came up short in 6. A true testimate to the parity amoung these amazing women and a telling example of the dramatic diversity amoung the members who democraticlly express their devotion to these Devine Divas each week.
I voted for Biel, Lima, Fox, Gellar, Scarlett, Mendes and Bilson. The matchup I had the most difficult time deciding on this week was the showdown between Longoria and Jennifer Aniston. It came down to a straight up comparison of the pictures provided by National for each girl this week, and I ended up going with Eva only to see her upended. I went with Tara Reid over Kardashian is another matchup that I could have went either way on and wasn't really surprised over overly disapointed by the outcome in that one.
The other 4 I found extremely surprising. I didn't see Brittany Snow's upset of Hilary Duff comming at all and I still cannot figure out how Maria Menounos gained more votes than Christina Aguilera. That would have been the most appaling shocker of the week if not for the debacle surrounding the Simpson girls. While both Shakira and Charlize were victims of crimes this week, Ashlee's win was a misdemeanor, while Jessica's was a full scale felony, if not a capitol offence. I can't believe the masses voted for the Glutton over the Goddess. Hopefully a pissed off Shakira will comeback strong and make a statement next week with a much needed win. See you all next week.
Somebody please have a look at those two pictures and explain to me how or why anyone voted for Simpson??? Posted by Duffy (Member # 33742) on :
quote:Originally posted by Drunk_24-7: While both Shakira and Charlize were victims of crimes this week, Ashlee's win was a misdemeanor, while Jessica's was a full scale felony, if not a capitol offence. I can't believe the masses voted for the Glutton over the Goddess.
Dude, what are you talking about? If you think for a second that Shakira is going to win the most coveted celeb foot fetish title, then you're in a world all to yourself.
I think you're getting drunker as you speak. Justice was served for Jessica, as I always felt Shakira was overrated. Shakira is no XXX-tina Aguilera. Her division (on paper) is not weak, yet Aguilera still finds herself in first place. Shakira is lame AND she's got feet that look like they belong to a man. Have you see her pictures? Anyone who has agrees with the majority that Shakira belongs where she is.
Those pictures you provided were quite misleading. Here are the pictures National provided that I think you cared not to look at:
Those were the pictures of the first week of competition. I swear my heart skipped a beat when I saw them, especially the first one. These pictures (along with the other girls) are unlike anything I've come across. This is why this contest is SO amazing. What other lame-ass contest can offer pictures this hot-blooded?
Jessica's feet are 100% feminine while Shakira draws a lot of question makrs. The best example, by far, is the one provided this week:
C'mon. I'm offended that this many people even voted for Shakira this week. They must've clicked Shakira's option by mistake. Those who voted for Jessica Simpson did so on purpose. And rightfully so.
I could go on with more pictures, but National has given the foot fetish world all the evidence that's needed between those two.
Between Shakira and J. Simpson, who has made more appearances at Lord Lucan's? That's exactly what I thought, too. But I rather check the pictures out in this game, because they are THAT amazing!
I want the people to look at the pictures I provided and tell me why anyone thought Shakira was the way to go.
Ashlee does NOT have better feet than her sister. They're hot, nonetheless. But Jessica is better. As proof, Ashlee will not survive in that division she's in. Jessica can take care of business in her division, AND if she traded places with her sister, Jessica will make things a lot more dramatic than Ashlee can even dream of. I'm not saying Jessica would win the third division of the AFC, but I wouldn't be too disappointed if she did. I WOULD be upset if Ashlee pulled off that stunt. I do agree with you that Charlize should've won that match. Theron was robbed at knifepoint there.
But let's get away from the feet for a second or two and talk about their bodies. Shakira better than Jessica Simpson? WHAT?! Jessica is so hot, so is everything else around her. Jessica Simpson was at my house just the other night. Let me tell you: that girl is so hot, that the thermometer inside my house was begging me to take it outside.
But when it comes to Megan FOX, Shakira should throw in the white towel. Why?
Because Megan Fox is so HOT, that even her swimming pool wanted to go for a swim.
Now, that's funny. And true.
What I can say about Megan that I can't say about Jessica and Ashlee is that Fox is the most classic definition of a Goddess.
Shakira is the hottest girl in Columbia. That much I'll give her. But when she's stacked against the professional hot girls in the most professional celeb foot fetish contest, Shakira will be lost.
She will be an automatic favorite in someone else's contest IF all the other girls are none of those you see in this contest.
Again, ladies and gentlemen, look at the pictures. Jessica Simpson is much hotter and so are her feet. Then look at Shakira's pictures. No one on this PLANET can tell me that he's seen no better than those. Off the top of my head, I can say with absolute certainty that Katharine McPhee has WAAAAAAAAYYYY better feet than Shakira. And she's way hotter than Shakira overall.
If ANYONE can convince me that Shakira's feet are better than EVERY girl in this contest, then I've got a brand new Porsche to sell you.
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