Ever had any close calls about people finding out?
There was one situation I had some time ago - I was with my girlfriend in bed, in my room of our dorm. My roommate and I had bunks, and I was on top - he slept on a couch underneath my bunk. So we had gone at it for a bit, and I forgot that my roommate was going to a floor party off campus that night. He normally knocks when he comes in late at night, since he knows my girlfriend is usually out of town and when we're together, the nights can be fun.
But this night, he got blind stinking drunk and just stumbled right in - while I was with my girlfriend in bed, my face firmly buried in her feet, facing the doorframe.
Thankfully, 1. He was blind stinking drunk and probably didn't see much, 2. My bunk is was lofted high enough so that visibility was low, and 3. The lights were off. I moved out of it just as he turned on the lights, and made it looks like I moved to the edge of the bunk to grab my glasses. Still, close!
The other time was in the middle of my programming class in college. I use 2 browsers - one for general internet stuff, and another exclusively for more spurious interests. The night before, I had been looking at LostOneZero's stuff - he does awesome anime-style artwork for tickling, bondage, and feet.
I asked my teacher for some help with my program which was shooting me some funky errors - he comes over, looks at it, and says "Oh, we should just look up the syntax online." So he mouses over to my browser (I use my personal laptop in class), and just as he's about to click, I remember - he's about to launch my "personal" browser, which automatically shoots to the last page you viewed before you shut it down. If he launched the browser, he and anyone behind me would have been treated to this.
I fortunately had my wireless mouse plugged in, and since he was using the touchpad, I quickly knocked it aside so he didn't select it, made some dumb excuse about how I only had that browser installed for stuff that wouldn't display correctly in my main browser, and booted up the right one to look up the code. That would have been DISASTROUS.
So, have any of you had close calls, along the lines of almost being "found out"?
Posted by High_Arch_Analyst (Member # 28756) on :
Dude one time during undergrad my roomate (who is my best friend to this day) walked right in on me watching a footjob clip. He was a little weirded out, but just looked at the screen, looked at me me, laughed and walked out.
Same guy caught me like four years later. Same situation, just barged in when I was watching a clip.
I was not yanking it or anything, but I was caught red fucking handed both times, not time to alt-tab away or anything.
Posted by justdaone (Member # 16096) on :
Not the same situation but I thought I'd share. One night I was talking with my ex on the phone. She would humor me with my feet questions. Anyways, she had female company. She made mention of my fetish out loud. One girl in the group said she would let me suck her toes. My ex asked me, "well?", but I declined as I knew they were messing with me! I was single then and should have gone along with it!
Posted by DeadGoon (Member # 24278) on :
A few weeks ago I had a girl I like come over to my place so I could help her with photoshop. While trying to open files it opened in my fetish section!!! LOL!!!
I quickly said that my computer was freezing up and had to restart. She didn't say anything and things still seem cool between us, I don't think she realized what it was, but I'm not overly fussed about it. Makes me laugh now.
Posted by cs (Member # 9338) on :
quote:Originally posted by personman: [QB] Ever had any close calls about people finding out?
What are we, fucking lepers? We have to hide our shame? Hell yeah I've had people find out. yesterday night i was giving this girl a foot massage when she pressed her foot into my crotch and exclaimed "you totally have a foot fetish!" I said "yeah" and now i have a date to suck her toes.
Went home, told my roommate the situation. He's like "you have a foot fetish?" I'm like "yeah" and he's like "cool, that's fucking awesome then" then went back to doing his work.
Posted by personman (Member # 21820) on :
God, I wish. I know for a fact that, being in a college situation, if I decided to tell people about it, I would kiss my social life goodbye. A lot of the girls walk around the dorm barefoot. They'd think I'm always perving, even though I've learned a long time ago not to stare or anything.