Just got home from another date with my girlfriend Megan. She cooked, we fucked, you know the good kind of date (I'm kidding, ladies, don't write back, don't write back.)
Anyway, I asked her if she liked having cum on her feet, which happened on our last date. She said she loved it. She wanted more. Of course, twice, I shot my load all over her (tits and face, to diversify) and then, cuddling, she let me play with her feet. I told her she had Keira Knightley's feet. She asked me if that was a good thing. (WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS THINK???) Anyway, I pointed out that you can see her bare feet in Pirates of the Carribbean, She thought back and went "Oh, yeah! Thank you, sweetie!" and let me suck her toes some more. Later on, she went on to say that she had gotten a lot of compliments on her feet for their size and their shape, but never her toes. Toes are my favoitre part of them. Definitely Keira's.
In case you were wondering, I got all my foot stuff during sex on her couch. I sucked her toes while I was on top. I worshipped her feet for foreplay, while she stood over me like a Victoria Secret teddy-clad giantess. And I jerked off for a bit while I watched her wiggle her toes. She loves my fetish and is always willing to oblige. She doesn't feel weird about it at all, amazing considering I'm her first foot man.
And, as for the rest of her, she's a wonderful, amazing soul with a loving heart and a generous, kind spirit. And tonight, she reminded me a hell of a lot like Chloe Sevigny. (Yes, I am deliberately setting that up. YOU supply the Brown Bunny quip. Go.)
Posted by Pete-The-Feet-Lover (Member # 3260) on :
"I have six years of solitude under my belt with no end in sight. Every day I lament and hate the fact that I'm never going to get laid ever again. I've done everything I can. I've changed into every person including the real me I can think of. I've ditched the drama and baggage, embraced life with an overwhelming confidence and renewed sense of personal identity. Nothing. No one will even give me a chance. I'm good-looking. I'm a good guy. I'm perfect boyfriend material. But they won't even give me a chance."
Wiggler - April 29, 2006 05:23 AM
"Just got home from another date with my girlfriend Megan. She cooked, we fucked, you know the good kind of date. (...) I sucked her toes (...) [and] worshipped her feet (...) while she stood over me like a Victoria Secret teddy-clad giantess. (...) She doesn't feel weird about it at all, amazing considering I'm her first foot man."
Wiggler - June 02, 2006 03:23 AM
Now, I gotta say that is one hell of an improvement Best of luck Posted by ledaemon (Member # 198) on :
Yeah, Wiggler changed from the whiney EMO guy to the overly confident David Lee Roth guy over the course of a month!
No offense meant Wiggler, but the transformation from reading a few chapters of self improvement in that book of yours has changed your sex life for the better! Now he's got her cooking for him and spunking on her face and she's thanking him for it!
Posted by wiggler (Member # 2240) on :
What is an EMO guy?
Posted by Reinforcedheelstoes (Member # 1099) on :
Sooooo.....
...when's the wedding?
Posted by Pete-The-Feet-Lover (Member # 3260) on :
quote:Originally posted by wiggler: What is an EMO guy?
Wow. I DO wear Chucks and dress kind of goth. That's impressive that you nailed what I am so well.
OK, no more EMO crap from me.
BTW, my new girlfriend (it feels so weird saying that) managed to score two tickets to a sold-out concert at the House of Blues. We're going to see HIM.
I fucking LOVE this chick.
Yes, this all resulted from me studying the book "How to Succeed with Women." I had my choice of three different women and chose to be with Megan. I had to break things off with the oceanographer/ model and the chick with the NIN tickets.
Besides, I'm the biggest HIM fan ever! Fuck NIN.
Any HIM fans on this board besides me?
Posted by scarlet (Member # 2117) on :
I listen to a LOT of gothic/industrial/rock music(pretty much only that, with the occasional black metal) but HIM is one band i've never liked for some reason.
Posted by popsicletoes (Member # 1105) on :
Shooting your load on her face ... wow she is a keeper. Not many women in real life are all that into that. The women in porn get paid good money to allow that .. I haven't seen one that looks like she is enjoying it.
If you really like this lady you may want to choose to keep your sex life between the 2 of you and not use it for bragging rights.
Posted by Teryon (Member # 13959) on :
HIM? Never heard of them. Porcupine Tree for me.
btw my wife takes load on her face no problemo.
Posted by peewee (Member # 2274) on :
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that is one hell of an improvement ![[Cheers]](graemlins/cheers.gif)
Best of luck ![[Fingers Crossed]](graemlins/fingersx.gif)
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