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After 17 weeks of hard choices, consideration, and debating, we have finally decided which 12 of the 32 famous women have the most appealing feetures to finally settle the question as to which one has the feet that most of us would rather worship illicitly.
The priliminaries are over, and so are the fun and games. It's time to get serious because each girl has no margin for error.
Throughout the playoffs, we will witness their beauty and marvel at their display as they entice our fetish. These 12 girls are united, bound by the dream to be above and beyond the others.
When the playoffs are over, one girl, graciously, will have her pride raised high. Her quest realized, her challenges overcome. The other 11, expended, will breathe in lonliness. Unwilling to surrender, they would have been stripped of their dreams.
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In the begining of the season, the 32-girl league was divided into two classes: the American Female Class (AFC) and the National Female Class (NFC). The tournament brackets are made up of six girls from each of the league's two classes, following the end of the 16-game regular season. These six girls are:
1. The 4 division champions from each class (the girl in each division who finished with the best overall record). They are ranked 1 through 4 based on their overall won-lost-tied record.
2. Two wild card qualifiers (who finished the season with the highest winning percentages even though they didn't win their division). They are ranked 5 and 6.
In the first round (The Wild Card Class), the 3rd-ranked division winner will go against the 6th ranked wild card, and the 4th rank goes agaisnt the 5th. The 1 and the 2 ranks from each class receive a bye in the first round, which entitles them to automatically advance to the second round (The Divisional Class) to face the first round survivors. Unlike most tournaments, with a predetermined bracket, the second round of the playoffs is 're-ranked'; the girl who's ranked #1 will go against the lowest surviving rank, the second rank goes against the second-lowest. The two surviving girls from the second round will meet in the third round (The Class Championship), with the winners of those contests going on to face one another in The Finals Classic.
The champion of this game will not be referred to as "World Champion". Instead, the title she will bare will be ...
Finest. Alluring. Female.
Why "Female" and not "Feet"?
Two things:
1. The title of this game does not have the word foot in it. I want to carry that trend when crowning the champion.
2. I prefer the word female since feet can classify the overall beauty of the female essence. I don't want to be too obvious about it, so I like to generalize it. Which explains why I there are periods between each word. I did not want "Finest alluring female" because you will miss the concept of what this contest is all about. By putting periods in between the words, you can pause after a word and just think of what that one word means. Then you do the same with the other words.
**REMEMBER: Once a girl loses, she ELIMINATED from the tournament. So think carefully as to who you will choose.**
Poll Information
This poll contains 4 question(s). 31 user(s) have voted. Voting stopped at board time. You may not view the results of this poll without voting.
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Wow I knew the playoff match ups would be tough but this is crazy. Every match is a toss up which is great but I cant help but be a little worried for my girl Kat But I'm sure she can get it done especially with those pics next to her stuff magazine cover those are some of the best pics Ive seen of her.
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I'm suprised Katharine McPhee only has 20% of the vote thus far with her whole 'open toe' appeal to us! But Vanessa Hudgens has probably appeared more than any other celeb in Lord Lucan's site...but I truly beleive Vanessa Hudgens has the better peds!
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Here is how I broke the ties in each class.
In the AFC, Carmen Electra, Eva Longoria, and Jessica Alba were tied with the best record. The first step to break the tie is head-to-head. The highest winning percentage wins. Longoria is the only one of those three who has faced the other two. She defeated Alba in Week 2, but lost to Electra in Week 11.
1. Carmen Electra 2. Eva Longoria 3. Jessica Alba
In the NFC, the three girls in question were Jessica Simpson, Katharine McPhee, and Scarlett Johansson. Again step 1 is head-to-head. McPhee did not face either two during the regular season so she's out. Johansson defeated Simpson in Week 14.
1. Scarlett Johansson
Then I had to apply the rules all over again for the remaining girls. McPhee and Simpson never faced each other. On to Step 2, best record withing the division. But that rule can only be applied to determine Division Champion. Since both are in different divisions, we go to Step 3. That's the higest winning percentage in common matches. This rule is only applied if the girls had at least 4 common opponents. Both of them had exactly 4 common opponents. They were Angelina Jolie, Erica Durance, Eva Mendes, and Gisele Bundchen. Simpson went 5-0 against them, for a 1.000 percentage. McPhee won 4 1/2 because of the tie she got involved with Eva Mendes in Week 9.
2. Jessica Simpson 3. Katharine McPhee
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With the success of this game, I have decided to bring this game back next year (February 10, 2009). The 12 girls who made the playoffs will return, along with 4 other girls who I feel deserve a second shot (I have yet to decide who they will be). The other 16 girls will be brand new. Tomorrow, I will officially announce one of the new girls. When you find out who this is, you are going to fell sorry for anyone who stands in her way.
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Alright! The playoffs are here, and I've come down with a brutal case of Playoff Fever! Here's how I see things playing out.
In game one I see Jessica Alba comming out swinging and taking the ultra cute Mandy Moore to places she's never been before, and while Mandy is Beautiful from head to toe, Alba puts in a Hardcore 4th Quarter and takes home the victory on raw sex appeal.
In game two Charlize Theron finds herself in hot water facing the Red Hot Christina Aguilera who's peaking at just the right time. It was a great season for Charlize but she's in over her head here and Miss Aguilera walks all over her as she makes a statement that she's ready to go all the way.
In game number 3 Vanessa Hudgens comes out Gorgous and jumps to an early lead over Katherine McPee who perhaps suffers from a little playoff jitter as she's realitively new to the foot world elite, however with the help of two pictures included this week, she's able to compose herself at the half and let the sheer beauty of her magnificant feet do not only the talking, but the walking all the way to the second round. After a very tough opening battle, I see McPhee(silent T) scoring the victory.
Meanwhile in the final contest of the opening round we have an absolute war on our hands. It'd be hard pressed to find a woman who will outscore Kate Beckensale head to head on straight up Natural Beauty, and she uses that Beauty to take Shakira into deep waters, However, Skakira's hips aren't the only thing that don't lie, her feet, her attitude, and her overall sex appeal are equal to Katie in pure beauty and overwhelm her in all other aspects of sexiness in order to secure a difficult victory. Shakira just exudes sexiness something fierce, and like a true Goddess overcomes a very difficult first round battle to test the waters in round number two.
When this game returnes next year, the name of it will change. It will go from National Femme Liaison to National Femme Famosas. Famosas is spanish for famous. Since this game's specialty features around famous women, it wouoldn't hurt to include it in the title. Famosas adds more "umph" to these women's appeal and status. The word famous is just bland. Famosas sounds like a lingo that is used with an envious zing by people who are associated with models and the world of fashion. I want this game to amass to that appeal.
Besides, I'm getting a bit sick of using the NFL initials associated with this game. I want to leave that with pro football. I like the sound of NFF better. That's how it's going to stay. So when this game kicks off next year with a new season, National Femme Famosas will officially be in use.
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The 16 girls who will return next year (those in the playoffs, and four others who didn't) will find themselves in the same division of the same class as they were this year. This gives the game a chance to add fuel to the fire of some of the rivalries.
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Now that you know that this game will return next year, here something I did not tell you at the begining of the season. The girls who made the playoffs as division champions WILL face each other throughout the course of next year. I want to create as level a playing feild as possible. If they're good enough to make the playoffs one year, then we should see them kill each other the next. This gives the new girls an open window of making the playoffs.
So next year you'll see Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Carmen Electra, and Eva Longoria face each other in the AFC. Over in the NFC, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Simpson, Shakira, and Katharine McPhee will go up against each other. Just about half of these matches did not go down this year.
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Now the news you've been waiting for. Throughout the playoffs, I will officially annouonce five of the sixteen new girl who will join the professional league next year.
The girl who I will announce this week is someone who should give you a great idea of how competitive this contest will become in the future. I don't see how any girl will EASILY get to nine wins when they find out that she will join the mix.
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I don't have Kate Beckinsale's picture working. That HAS to be the only reason she's behind. I bet that picture would've destroyed Shakira.
I'ma help out. Here's a picture I've found of Beckinsale. Hopefully, this will boost up her points. I'm shocked she's behind to Shakira. I'm getting sick of her.
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Both girls pictures are working for me Demo, and they're both looking great, I just think while Beckensale is a natural beauty Shakira is just much more sexy from head to toe. While I could never look at Kate and say anything less than beautiful, a simple she's beautiful might be my only comment. I usually can't get Shakira off of my mind that quickley. When I see her, I think she's beautiful, she's sexy, she's an absolute Goddess and I want to fuck her soooo bad and worship her from head to toe. They're both very beautiful, both facially, body wise, and they both have extremely hot feet, I just find Shakira is so much more erotic and that's what was the deciding factor for me.
This matchup and the Hudgens-McPhee matchup are definalty very close because all four girls are so awesome I find it difficult to vote against any of em but when you have to pick a winner I got McPhee and Shakira all day
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Sorry. Kate's picture now works for me. It wasn't last night. It only showed the upper half of her body.
I can't WAIT for this contest to come back next year. I can't believe Kim Kardashian will join the party. She's incredibly hot! And I agree when National said that some girl is in deep trouble if she's unfortanate enough to be judged against her. With her in the contest, along with those coming back next year, will make for a competitive contest. My mind boggles as to who she will face next year.
This game looks to set itself up as a national pastime for Wusfeetliks. A tradition in the making.
Keep this going forever, man!
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So damn tuff now as it narrows down to the finals.
Alba is still my fave but the others are not far behind... seeing other votes it's really a struggle.
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Though I can see where Drunk 24-7 is coming from in regards to Shakira, I will have to take the other stand.
Kate is more attractive than Shakira is. Shakira uses her fame through singing and dancing. She wears way too much clothes for someone who dances as sexy as she does. She should wear less, like a thong and bra.
Kate is a natural beauty. She's not known for singing and dancing. Just acting. So she wears whatever the director tells her to wear. Heck, I bet she would look sexier in a thong than Shakira would. Shakira is in a better position to decide what she wants to wear when she's singing on tour. Which is why Christina Aguilera gets my vote. SHE's someone who knows what men like, and she can move like her as well.
And since this contest places emphasis on feet, how in the world can anyone argue that Shakira has better feet than Kate Beckinsale? Have you seen Kate's picture that's posted. If that's not perfect, then I don't know what is. Of all pictures of Kate in where it shows her toes, I have not found ONE picture in where she had a bad foot day. Her feet are in perfect condition ALL THE TIME. I will NEVER say the same about Skakira.
Just look at their feet. If you were asked to look at both of their feet, without having been told who the girls are, anyone would pick Kate's over Shakira.
Kate Beckinsale gets my vote here.
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The first round of the playoffs has been done and over with. I'm very proud of the people who turned out to vote for these difficult matches. 31 people wanted to have their opinions said. That's the record for the most number of people who have voted in my contest throughout the course of 73 hours.
Thanks a lot, and I hope for more of the same in the next round.
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Chirstina Aguilera was the only one of eight girls in the first round who has never been behind in the votes at anytime during the voting period. What she has going more than any other girl is that she has peaked at the most opportune time.
Even though she finished the season with an 8-8 record, that was enough to win her division, and with that, she carried an immense amount of momentum. She reminds me of the 2007 version of the Colorado Rockies a little bit, while Jennifer Love-Hewitt is a replica of the 2007 New York Mets.
Aguilera has shown that momentum going into the playoffs speaks louder than her regular season record. She has defeated a wild card (Charlize Theron) who finished with a better record than she did. Christina has captured the hearts and fascination of many, as this is becoming one of the better stories this year.
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Jessica Alba continues to show that she's no one to take lightly. She made an example out of Mandy Moore.
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The National Female Class (unlike the AFC) has it two wild cards advance to the next round. Kate Beckinsale goes into the playoffs with an incredible record for someone who did not win her divsion. She defeeted Shakira after coming from a deficit I thought she was not going to overcome. That's a little momentum she can carry into the next round.
But the big story here is Katharine McPhee. I feel so sorry for her. Everyone knew how I has going to have the playoffs set up since the very early weeks of this competition. It just so happened that she got paired up with Vanessa Hudgens in the first round. Her biggest rival. I love those two girls very much. I knew that there was going to be blood shed by the time that match was over.
That match has great components from the begining. Hudgens won the first time they faced each other at a time when she was in first place of her division. A lot of people though NFC's Division IV was Hudgens' terriotory. McPhee won the second time, past Hudgens in the standings and then went on to win her division.
But the playoffs is where the stakes are taken to another dimension. Hudgens got back at her division champion. Vanessa has now got the last laughs in this rivalry by beating her by ONE vote. Even though Vanessa won this year, I think this score far from settled. As I mentioned before, those who make the playoffs will return next year in the same division of the same class. McPhee will have something to prove next year. Not Hudgens.
I know swman and Drunk 24-7 (especially swman) have got to be a bit devestated by the outcome. Katharine has worked so hard all year long. She finished the season sharing the best record in the entire league only to lose in the first round. It feels as if all that hard work was put in for nothing. That loss means more to you guys than the one during the regular season because now McPhee is eliminated, as if there now nothing left to cheer for.
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I hope that because your favorite girl is eliminated from the playoffs does not means that you can now lose interest. I know that the stakes are higher, but please bear with me and this game. Someone needs to be crowned...
Finest. Alluring. Female.
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Round 2 (The Divisional Class) starts Wednesday. Let's see how the winners of Round 1 fair up against girls such as Carmen Electra, Eva Longoria, Jessica Simpson, and Scarlett Johansson. They had the week of to rest (and deservingly so). It WILL get more challenging, and someone is going to pay.
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