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Alright, been pretty quiet lately as the holidays made for busy times outside of the "foot world." Anyway, we usually forward back and forth fan mail and requests whoever gets one in their inbox so if I actually sometimes see when someone sends a strange message that sounds like the person composing it is slightly brain damaged and foaming at the mouth. Lala sent me this one today and I had no choice, but to share it.
I'm thinking this has got to be a friggen joke. Probably another webmaster trying to be a goofball before April 1st, however, you never can tell. I won't share the senders information or the pics they sent along. However they attached several pictures from a foot fetish website claiming the girl to be his girlfriend. Just read this and tell me if you think this is just a joke, or if there is really some sad schmuck that thinks this is what turns a lady on.
quote:Subject: HEY LALA!! FAN PLEASE READ. SMELLY FOOT MAIL.
Hey lala. Big fan here. Ya so I would like to have your opinion on something because I know you are a foot girl and you have experience. So ive attached a file or 2 of my girlfriend's smelly feet. She is very dominant and the sex is FUCKIN GREAT but she is a real big foot freak and she has a tongue fetish. Her name is T****. Now she is a weirdo cuz she likes to say the most ridiculous shit to turn her on right before she FUCKS my brains out and sticks her tongue deep down my throat resulting in heavy spit swapping and then wraps her stank ass feet nice and tight around my ankles so I cant go anywhere. She picks her toejam and has her own fungis bucket where she keeps all her toejam and foot scraping collection. Now she likes to say stupid shit like "DUBIDUHBIDUH" or "YABADABADOO" or knickknack dogshit. and then suddenly and fiercely hooks her tongue deep down my throat and tongues hard and all around the inside of my mouth until she gets EVERYTHING and EVERY NOOK AND CRANNIE and CREVICE of the inside of my mouth and its hot and all but too much sometimes. OH and she sucks my toes deep for foreplay and then she makes me suck her nasty toes deep and down to the base until I get her toejam and fungis stuck to the roof of the inside of my mouth and then she hooks her tongue into my mouth and tongues it all out for me and swallows it. SHE IS A SICKO AND A CREEPER AND A STALKER. ANYTHING about feet turns her on HARD!! The smell of feet and her feet turn her on HARD.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THIS???????? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HER FEET?????????????
quote:Originally posted by catsman: Man doesn't know that the English language allows for commas? I think he's a freak just from judging his non-use of punctuation.
This. I didn't even try reading it.
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Damn, except for the toe jam that sounds like fun! I hope he's for real.
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I agree with Fair Adam. This guys WAY out there- to the extent that it makes me doubt whether its true or not.
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This man wins for biggest troll of the new year. Even more so because he got you to post it in a public thread Posts: 32 | Registered: May 2009
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Show the pics; at least then we'll know if her feet are worth putting up with all her other bullshit. (This assumes any of it is true. The dude kind of sounds like a 15 year old with a wild imagination.)
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The pics he sent were pulled from a website so they weren't of a real girlfriend. They even had the site's name on them so I'm not going to post them. Lala and I are positive that it was just someone trying to yank her chain.