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It's Tuesday. That can only mean one thing:
The hottest women in the world return for another week in our foot fetish fashion show. They can only be found here, where you are spellbound into a dimension where nothing can go wrong. These are your favorite women, casting cues to your richest fantasies.
Famous women offer flavors that will never bore or die out. Welcome to Week 5 of the National Femme Fashionistas.
-National
Before anything gets started, let me give you the list of the girls who will receive this week off.
Fashionistas with Week 5 off are:
Eva Mendes Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Love-Hewitt Rachel Bilson
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THE STANDINGS
Here are the standings as we start Week 5.
**The first number next to each name stands for the number of wins. The second number is for losses. The third stands for the number of ties, and the last number is her winning percentage.**
American Female Class
Division I
Jessica Alba 3-0-0-1.000 Rachel Bilson 2-2-0-.500 Mandy Moore 1-3-0-.250 Hayden Panettiere 0-3-0-.000
Division II
Christina Aguilera 3-1-0-.750 Jessica Biel 2-2-0-.500 Maria Menounos 2-2-0-.500 Jennifer Love-Hewitt 0-4-0-.000
Division III
Kim Kardashian 4-0-0-1.000 Carmen Electra 3-0-0-1.000 Ashlee Simpson 2-2-0-.500 Charlize Theron 1-3-0-.250
Division IV
Jennifer Aniston 3-1-0-.750 Eva Longoria 2-2-0-.500 Adriana Lima 2-2-0-.500 Brooke Burke 1-3-0-.250
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National Female Class
Division I
Scarlett Johansson 4-0-0-1.000 Kate Beckinsale 3-0-0-1.000 Brittany Snow 1-3-0-.250 Cindy Crawford 0-4-0-.000
THE IMAGES Everyone's favorite part. Because for them it's masturbation central. I urge you check out these photos before casting your vote. You could miss a vital piece of information.
The props have been set up, the runways are ready, the photographers from the world over are in intense to snap away at the models.
Let the Fashion Show begin!
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These matches are the real deal! The pictures never disappoint. They are the reasons why this post is more addictive than the others. I REALLY loved the Tara Reid ones. I hope they help her snap out of the losing streak she's in. AWEsome pictures. Thanks.
In another story, there's NO WAY Shakira is going to beat Adriana Lima now or ever. Anyone who's judgement isn't impaired is going to make the logical choice and go with Lima. She was wrong about Jessica Simpson (who's no cupcake queen, by the way -- she's losing the weight, and in just any moment now, she's back in skimpy bikinis) and she'll be dead wrong against Lima. National is right: check the pictures. How is anyone going to vote against Lima with a picture like THAT?
Sorry, Hayden. I'm not feeling you this week, either. Eva is to much for her own good.
Speaking of too much for anyone's good, did you check out MEGAN FOXX? She does not have to show her toes to win. I think National is on an experiment. This is a foot fetish contest. Why can shoes be part of the equation?
Let me tell you: Megan Fox is so HOT, that the buckle to the seat belt she wore was then used as a branding iron. Now THAT's hot!
Megan Fox is a terrible influence on anyone who looks at her, she's that dangerously hot. If your girl is not careful, Megan'll knock her out like ten shots of Vodka and Gin.
Jessica Simpson is going to pull off another win as if Shakira never happened.
I miss Rachel Bilson, and hopes she comes back strong when she's back from her vacation.
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These pictures of Kardashian should be nominated for pictures of the YEAR. Though it wasn't a clear shot of her feet, the message was very catchy for a contest like this. This game is genius.
The second one is quite clever. If that does not influence you, then I don't know what does.
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I apologize for the Kardashain picture not being able to function. I'll post those exact pictures when the opportunity arrives. In the meantime, here are some replacements.
You're probably a bit bummed out that Bilson has the week off. Even though my fav is Jessica Alba, Rachel's win last week helps keep me interested in our division. I want Alba to be pushed to the limit, and it seems your girl is making my girl sweat a bit. Now I want Alba to win a match against another girl who I love in Cuthbert. That way, Alba will extend her lead while Rachel is at home resting.
That Duffy guy is a real funny dude. A bit harsh, but I like it.
National, GREAT pictures as always. They never cease to amaze me. This contest rocks!
I wish I saw what was in those Kim pictures that are not working. But it's nice to see the replacements.
This is OUR March Madness right here, in the best and truest form.
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Wow! This week is the toughest yet as the season is in full swing and there are several matchups that were near impossible to decide on.
It started out easy enough as Kim Kardashain looking absolutely gorgeous with her sister cheering her on in the second picture should have all the motivation she needs to mow down Maria Menounos. Carmen Electra should Crush Ashlee Simpson but then the wars begin.
How in the fuck is one supposed to pick between Charlize Theron and Christina Aguilera...Good Lord! It's like Flawless vs. Perfection. For me it came down to putting the pictures head to head and after careful consideration I had to go with Christina, her feet in the pics provided to me are just a little bit more amazing, and the panties on their way down definatly didn't hurt in the decision making process, so I went with Christina. This one could definatly go either way.
Eva and Hayden is another war. I'm loving the polish Eva is rocking in this week's pictures and I think that's what was the difference in my decision on who do vote for as Hayden is looking ultra cute and her toes look delicious, but Longoria is looking even better this week in my opinion, but this one is pretty much a coin toss as well.
Hilary Duff should make short work of Hilton. Didn't even have to think twice about that one. Jessica Simpson against Lohan could go either way as well. I think based on this week's pictures that Lohan has the prettier feet but Simpson beat Shakira last week, so by that logic she should crush Lindsay. I don't see what all the fuss is about Simpson, she looked good in Dukes of Hazzard but she's a mess right now and her two pics this week combined aren't enough to match the hotness of Lohan's lone pic rockin those pretty peds of hers. I've got Lindsay on my scorecard.
In yet another Blockbuster Matchup Beckinsale and McPhee go toe to toe in a battle of epic porportions. Beckinsale is one of the most beautiful women on this earth but McPhee is such a pure angel who's feet remind me why I consider having a foot fetish such a blessing everytime I see them. Seeing McPhee's feet looking so irresistably seductive wrapped tightly in those hose just screaming to be set free, the decision became clearer and as hard as it is to vote against Beckinsale, McPhee is simply too much for her this week and gets my vote.
...And the hits keep comming with another with the Sarah Michelle Gellar against Tara Reid. These matchups are the type of contest you would think were reserved for heaven but National has brought heaven right here to Wu's with this tournament and we all owe him a great deal of gratitude for putting it together. The intensity and erotic allure contained within the National Femme Fashionistas is unparalled. Looking at this matchup on paper I thought I would vote for Gellar but after pitting the pictures head to head Tara and her tootsie's were just too sexy not to vote for and I ended up going with Reid in another coin toss type special.
Cindy Crawford and Brittnay Snow is a tough one to call as well. Snow was looking her best for the matchup but Cindy had a look in her eyes this week that was as sexy as those alluring arches of hers and I went with Miss Crawford in a barn burner.
Mandy Moore was also had that fuck me look in her eye this week but this is a foot contest and from the ankles down she cannot match the magic that exudes from the gorgeous feet of the lovely Vanessa Hudgens.
Adriana Lima is looking stunning this week from head to toe and she's a force that can give any woman on earth a run for her money no doubt. That being said, this week she's in there with the Sexiest Goddess in the universe in Shakira. I don't understand how Duffy's not seeing the beauty in Shakira's photos. She is perfect in every imagineable way from head to every last increadable toe. When I look at the pictures provided this week, in Lima's photo I see a Gorgeous woman who grabs my attention and turns me on but then I look at Shakira and the power of her sex appeal is uncontrolable. When I look at Shakira I see the ultimate male fantasy, the pinnicale of sexual attraction and the most irresistable woman to ever grace this earth. She is hotter in than Lima or anyone else in every aspect of the female being and therefore my vote obviously goes to Shakira. I find the fact that Lima is so Beautiful and yet the decision to vote for Shakira is so easy for me to make is just a great testament to how perfect Shakira truely is.
Brook Burke is such a hottie, and this week she really broke out her a game with some sexy white polish excentuation her phenominal toes. A great pair of sandled heels give us a sexy peek at her foot tat to add some extra hottness as well. However, she's in there against Megan Fox which is not a good place for a woman looking to win a beauty contest in any catagory to find herself. Megan seems to be taking Brook for granted this week rocking the closed toe heels keeping her feet hidden from her adoring fans in this weeks photos. However the image of her pics from previous weeks burned into my labido, these pictures showing off her sexy toe clevage captivate the viewer and leave me begging for more. That's the type of feeling only a true Goddess can give you and Megan Fox is an absolute Goddess, so much so that even with her toes conceled she's able to walk all over Brook Burke in her sexy black heels on route to another victory.
In yet another classic battle Jessica Biel finds herself matched with Scarlett Johansson. I can't remember the last time I had to vote against Biel and I love the added touch where the ad on the wall that says "kiss, kiss" is strategically located just behind Jessica's lovely feet, Scarlett's sex appeal is simply too much with her peds propped up on the daybed just waiting to be worshipped. Had to go with Scarlett in this one.
Then finally this memorable week comes to it's close with another nice matchup between the beautiful Jessica Alba and the always game Elisha Cuthbert. Elisha is looking good this week with the sexy white polish but Alba is off the charts with a clear polish showing off her naturally sexy toes and teasing us with just a hint of her devine arches. Had to go with Alba here.
What a week. With so many tight matchups I can't wait to click submit and get a feel for the consensus on how things are going so far. This is definatly the toughest week yet with so many toss up type matches that the clearest winner are us voters who get to enjoy the amazing photos that these girls create and National has brought to the forefront of the Femme Fashionistas, the most competitive and comprehensive collection of female beauty the world has ever seen. It'll be interesting to see how this weeks final results unfold and to see what new hights the tournament will take us to next week. See you all then!
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The REAL stimulus package is back for another episode of celebrity foot action.
The economy is STILL in bad shape. In fact, the economy is so bad, NBC will remove Law & Order SVU. In its place will be Law & Order IOU.
The weeks get tougher with the matches put together. Here's my list of the best matches I've witnessed thus far (regardless if my vote won):
Vanessa Hudgens vs Hayden Panetierre Jessica Alba vs Elisha Cuthbert Eva Mendes vs Kate Beckinsale Kate Beckinsale vs Katharine McPhee Vanessa Hudgens vs Rachel Bilson Eva Longoria vs Rachel Bislon Jennifer Aniston vs Eva Longoria Jessica Biel vs Kate Beckinsale Katharine McPhee vs Elisha Cuthbert Jessica Biel vs Kim Kardashian Jessica Alba vs Rachel Bilson Jessica Simpson vs Tara Reid Megan Fox vs Eva Longoria
I guess that's it for now. Let me tell you, if the matches were THAT great so early in the season, can you imagine how the rest of the contest will be like?
Drunk 24-7 said it best when he said that this contest is THE most comprehensive showcase with the toughest matches. We finally get to stop asking the questions of who's better than who. Now the matches are in our faces, and we get to face reality as to who we really prefer. This contest really asks the toughest questions.
The matches and the pictures are bar-none the greatest.
I hope everyone jumps in and enjoy the fun that comes along with it.
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quote:Originally posted by Drunk_24-7: Adriana Lima is looking stunning this week from head to toe and she's a force that can give any woman on earth a run for her money no doubt. That being said, this week she's in there with the Sexiest Goddess in the universe in Shakira.
Oh, my God! I just ate. That Shakira is the sexiest goddess in the universe was the most revolting thing anyone on earth can ever say. Put on your pajamas and dream on, buddy. For her to win sexiest goddess in the universe, she has to win Ms. Earth first. The way to do that, she has to win THIS contest. And from the way things look, it's not going to happen. If Shakira was this goddess thing your talking about, then she'll be undefeated, like Megan Fox. The 1-4 record she has now is no accident. That's people telling you that Shakira is overrated.
How can anyone look at this picture ( http://imgusr.celebscentral.net/images/users/10097/200613/shakiraof2vc1280.jpg ) and think, "Wow! Shakira is THAT much sexier than ANY other girl in the contest. Her feet are the most alluring on this planet, and there's not ONE girl who can top that."? That picture of her looks like she's a deer caught in the headlights. That girl is not hot, especially her feet. Look at the picture again. If you put a cinder block, and man's foot, and Shakira's feet next to each other, you will not be able to tell which is which.
He goes on to say:
"I don't understand how Duffy's not seeing the beauty in Shakira's photos. She is perfect in every imagineable way from head to every last increadable toe. When I look at the pictures provided this week, in Lima's photo I see a Gorgeous woman who grabs my attention and turns me on but then I look at Shakira and the power of her sex appeal is uncontrolable."
Everyone saw the picture National provided of Lima this week. You have to be gay, blind, stupid, or all three to not see that Lima is a HOT woman while Shakira is... I don't know what she is.
As I said last week, no one here thinks Shakira is going to win it all. No one. Some might think she's attractive, but not over the top to win Ms. Earth. On the other side of the token, I bet there are multiple people who are rooting for someone else. If one guy said that McPhee is going to win, he has a great argument. The same goes for Kardashain, Electra, Beckinsale, Aguilera, everyone else (except for Hewitt). Thinking Shakira is going to win the whole contest is a comment not even a fifth grader would make. Fifth graders LOVE Megan Fox.
He said:
"When I look at Shakira I see the ultimate male fantasy, the pinnicale of sexual attraction and the most irresistable woman to ever grace this earth. She is hotter in than Lima or anyone else in every aspect of the female being and therefore my vote obviously goes to Shakira. I find the fact that Lima is so Beautiful and yet the decision to vote for Shakira is so easy for me to make is just a great testament to how perfect Shakira truely is."
I can already see from here that Shakira is going to have a miserable year. She's not making the playoffs because of two words: Megan Fox. If Shakira thinks she can win her division, then obviously she has never heard of Megan Fox. They are in the same division, they will face eachother twice. Shakira won't have a prayer. She'll piss her pants before Megan has a field day against her.
Shakira does not appreciate any guy with a foot fetish. That's the most offending part to this whole thing (not to mention how grotesque she and her feet look). The picture I provided proves it. She has a reputation of walking around barefoot at every waking moment, showing total disregard to the care of her feet. Her feet looks like they belong to men. That's offensive to any foot fetish lover in here.
I spoke to Megan Fox over the phone earlier today. This is what she had to say about Shakira: "Shakira should come along with me. I want to see what she's got. I'll battle her on the spot, and show them how nice she's NOT."
Here's a message I've got for Shakira: Shakira. Getting in Megan's way is like jumping in front of a car breaking the sound barrier. That means the car is in front of the horn. By the time she hears the blowing, is too late to respond. By the time Megan hits her, she gone. She'll send her to hell where she belong, so by the time her body hits the floor her spirit will be in it no more.
Shakira was best in her division last year? Newflash: This year, that division is in dire need for a change and Megan Fox is the cashier.
Go LIMA!
Here's a clip of Adriana on the runways so far in this competition. How Shakira can be sexier than that is anyone's hysterical imagination. Shakira know what it's like to be a goddess just as much as a fish knows about playing the flute.
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Week 5 was over with last night. It's around this time when we begin to realize which girls have loudest say as to who runs this competition and which ones are those who should not be taken seriously. A bunch of others remain in the mix and could go either way as complete successes or failures.
THE STANDINGS
Here are the standings as we move into Week 6.
**The first number next to each name stands for the number of wins. The second number is for losses. The third stands for the number of ties, and the last number is her winning percentage.**
American Female Class
Division I
Jessica Alba 4-0-0-1.000 Rachel Bilson 2-2-0-.500 Mandy Moore 1-4-0-.200 Hayden Panettiere 0-4-0-.000
Division II
Christina Aguilera 4-1-0-.800 Jessica Biel 2-3-0-.400 Maria Menounos 2-3-0-.400 Jennifer Love-Hewitt 0-4-0-.000
Division III
Kim Kardashian 5-0-0-1.000 Carmen Electra 4-0-0-1.000 Ashlee Simpson 2-3-0-.400 Charlize Theron 1-4-0-.200
Division IV
Jennifer Aniston 3-1-0-.750 Eva Longoria 3-2-0-.600 Adriana Lima 3-2-0-.600 Brooke Burke 1-4-0-.200
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National Female Class
Division I
Scarlett Johansson 5-0-0-1.000 Kate Beckinsale 4-0-0-1.000 Brittany Snow 2-3-0-.400 Cindy Crawford 0-5-0-.000
Of all matches this week, Christina Aguilera VS Charlize Theron was a rematch from last year. they faced each other in Week 12 of last year's contest and the winner then was Theron by a single vote. That Aguilera win this week surely made people forget about the meeting they had last year.
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Carmen Electra is still picking up from where she left off last year by destroying opponents with these lopsided victories. This has become a regular theme with her and is reminding the entire world that she deserved to be champion last year and is living up to the priorities and mantra of what a champion and a Goddess embodies.
Kim Kardashian is not too far behind her by establishing herself as Carmen's most substantial threat in the entire foundation of this game. This is building to be the face of the most storied rivalry this game and the foot fetish world will come to recognize.
It is only a matter of time before those two start settling their differences head on. These two Goddesses brings the definition of what it means to watch two meteors FINALLY collide from the skies above the earth. Something will give, and it's an event worth the wait.
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Adriana Lima is doing a lot better than what some people here thought. Even though she was 2-2 after four weeks of matches last year, she was not considered a big threat to anyone because she was still a relative unknown. I don't think she would've defeated Shakira had those two met last year only because everyone knew who Shakira was. Shakira was also undefeated in this stage of last year's contest, which would've helped her cause. Adriana, I feel, is getting the recognition she deserves and will be a thorn on any girl's side. The pictures help makes this experience more three dimensional.
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Megan Fox showed the world that she does not have to show her toes to garner admiration from the voters. Brooke Burke is a very hot woman, so it's only fitting the match ended with the difference it did.
Megan can afford to take it easy by just showing killer pumps and getting away with the wins.
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Jessica Alba and Kate Beckinsale are establishing themselves as the forces of their classes. Both are doing much better than they at this time last year. It will be front-page headlines if there ever comes a time that those two lose their first matches.
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quote:Originally posted by Drunk_24-7: The intensity and erotic allure contained within the National Femme Fashionistas is unparalled. Looking at this matchup on paper I thought I would vote for Gellar but after pitting the pictures head to head Tara and her tootsie's were just too sexy not to vote for and I ended up going with Reid in another coin toss type special.
What a week. With so many tight matchups I can't wait to click submit and get a feel for the consensus on how things are going so far. This is definatly the toughest week yet with so many toss up type matches that the clearest winner are us voters who get to enjoy the amazing photos that these girls create and National has brought to the forefront of the Femme Fashionistas, the most competitive and comprehensive collection of female beauty the world has ever seen. It'll be interesting to see how this weeks final results unfold and to see what new hights the tournament will take us to next week.
It's words like those that help me push and strive to make this contest better every step of the way. I hope others feel the same way as he does. This contest is dedicated to all foot fetishists in the world and the hard work I've put in to make this contest as organized and as storytelling as it is serves as the way that my work has paid off.
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The clip Duffy showed of Adriana Lima is EXACTLY what I want people to envision as to how this contest should take place. The runways, the glitz and glamour, and the hottest women associated with them is the blueprint of how this contest is constructed. Other than how hot this girl is, I LOVE the music in that clip. That combo can make any atmosphere SICK with gratification.
Thanks, Duffy for showing people what this contest is about.
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Week 6 starts Tuesday. The matches are even TOUGHER.
Eve Mendes, Jennifer Aniston, Hewitt, and Rachel Bislon will return next week after taking their times off. But other girls will have their turns for the week off.
When you see the matches next week, a lot of these girls will have hell to pay.
See you Tuesday for Week 6
-National
**Here is an lasting image before we go.**
Tara Reid -- Waving bye to the fans after her victory over Sarah Michelle-Gellar