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Now, today at work, I've been a NEW MAN. I've done my homework and I've been ready to practice my flirting. I'm still a little giddy from my awesome date last night. I was in top form.
Firstly, I strode into the office, now wearing a tank top. Girls, trust me, I looked DAMN GOOD.
Oh right... The feet.
1) Now, short, round little... let's see, who does she look like? Let's call her "Asia Carrera in glasses". Anyway, she usually wears flip flops, but today was fully barefoot, just roaming the office exposing those half-Asian feet and unpolished toes. She has Natalie Portman feet.
2) Second was... "Kate Bosworth" short-haired dirty blonde. Light red toes in brown sandals. She has slightly wide Christina Ricci feet.
3) Thirdly, my new favorite... another half-Asian girl! This chick is fucking gorgeous. with short bleached blonde hair and perfect bronze skin. She's a porn star in civilian clothing for sure... Let's call her "Kristin Kreuk".
Now, the story goes like this.
#3 doesn't really speak to me much, just an occasional hi there in the hallway, but she knows I exist. I passed her desk and saw that... for the first time ever... she was wearing sandals. Those weird Greco-Roman sandals with the gold laces that wrap all the way around the lower leg. She had beautiful amazing unpolished tanned feet. It was the shoe equivalent of a thong bikini... instead of a thong sandal.
I strolled up to her casual-like, spread myself on the edge of her cubicle and said quietly, "Hey April, I like those new shoes of yours."
She smiled. "Yeah, aren't they great?" She lifted both feet out from behind her desk, raised them in the air and wiggled her toes for me.
"Yes, those feet sure are great," I said. Man, I let the cat out of the bag, but I didn't fucking care. She gave me an a-Ha! kind of look.
AND NOW, THE FLIRTING.
This was all within an hour. I get to work at 5 PM so I have a window of about an hour to mingle with the day shirt as they leave to go home. But I wanted to practice approaching and flirting with all the girls I've never spoken to.
I passed an assistant in the locked storage room where they keep all the snacks. I reached in and grabbed a candy bar that was right in front of her and said, "I see this is where they keep all the sweets." Ah, cheesy! But ballsy! You got to give me that. And she smiled.
A writer saw my HIM shirt and asked me what it was. Normally, I would have kept my answer short, but I launched into a passionate and fiery speech about "Love Metal" and my favorite band HIM. We started talking about music and found we both love metal. I flirted some more and told her I would set aside some time tomorrow to play a couple HIM videos for her. And maybe ask for her phone number.
Yes, that was a GOOD day.
My male friends, this is yet another testimonial for the BOOK and its power over women.
quote:Originally posted by wiggler: "Yes, those feet sure are great," I said. Man, I let the cat out of the bag, but I didn't fucking care.
First off, you know that I'm glad to hear that you were direct & forthright about your affection for feet, so for that you get two thumbs up from me. However, I'll just suffice it with a word of caution and say that I don't generally endorse doing that type of thing in the workplace only because sexual harassment suits seem to be a dime a dozen these days. Gotta be careful with what you say around co-workers, 'cause I'd hate to see all that positive energy eventually get you into irrevocable trouble.
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Thanks for the warning, but I got that covered. The BOOK includes information on what is acceptable. So far, I haven't come anywhere near that line, let alone crossed it. But thanks for keeping me in mind; i knew that someone would.
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Telling someone they have great feet when you have a foot fetish is crossing the line. If she went to the boss with that, combined with the other girl who could say 'he said this is where they keep all the sweets, in reference to me' you'd be done for. Realize the sensitivity of sexual harassment in workplaces and how little the employers want to deal with potential lawsuits.
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quote:Originally posted by wiggler: Thanks for the warning, but I got that covered. The BOOK includes information on what is acceptable.
haha. didn't your mother ever tell you not to believe everything you read? Some women are absolutely nuts and irrational, they don't care about some books limits, they make their own and some of them are very far off. just giving you a little warning as well. a new guy at my work playfully suggested we sleep together, my friend sarah told our boss he said that because i told her about it and he was fired the next week, so it's also the workplaces limits. i didn't give a fuck that guy said that to me, i get it all the time i just said "uhhh, no" and walked away. but my boss didn't want anyone saying that to other employees so he was canned.
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I get hit on at work a bunch, but it's friendly type of stuff, no gross or sexual talk really. However, the job I had when I lived in Ohio was a different story. There were a few guys that commented on my ass EVERY DAY. Lude comments like, "when am I gonna get to tap that ass?" "hey mamma sho' would love to taste that booty" Stuff like that. It eventaully bothered me enough for me to tell my boss, but she did nothing about it. I quit that job. I will say, fuck what the law says, be respectfull of the person and don't get too obvious about your flirtatiosness at work. Good luck to you, and I am glad you have made a "breakthrough" with your situation.
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What kind of office do you work at to wear a "wife beater" shirt to work???
Be careful not to get too carried away at work with the newfound sexual confidence though, man. Most work places tend to frown upon anything that can be construed as harrassment whether sexual or not. My advice is to definitely be more outgoing and talkitive at work, but don't turn into the guy with the shirt unbuttoned to his navel to show off his gold chains, sporting a thick porn star moustache and permed hair, while calling all the ladies "baybee!"
quote:Originally posted by ledaemon: ... but don't turn into the guy with the shirt unbuttoned to his navel to show off his gold chains, sporting a thick porn star moustache and permed hair, while calling all the ladies "baybee!"
HEY ledaemon! You talking about me again? My ears are burning over here!
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This kinda reminds me of when i lost weight. for the longest time i weighed like 250ish but i am a pretty good looking guy-so i've been told...lol not bragging.
i got down to like 190 and my confidence level was BOOSTED i could talk to any chick and be charming. i did break out of my shell bigtime, i used to be way to shy. now..lol i gained some back i'm like 224 but still i have that confidence and that's really all that matters.
although i'm on a diet and losing the weight again.
ps just remember, don't be over confident this i learned...women hate that just as we hate it when women are over confident. it's a give and take kinda game...cat and mouse etc.
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quote:Originally posted by ledaemon: ... but don't turn into the guy with the shirt unbuttoned to his navel to show off his gold chains, sporting a thick porn star moustache and permed hair, while calling all the ladies "baybee!"
HEY ledaemon! You talking about me again? My ears are burning over here!
i'm so happy you got your confidence going. I will admit that at work, more than a few female co-workers know I like feet (more implicitly than explicitly). i've been there for years and years.
I still sweat in nervousness that i've been outed about my interst. why? you never know who might over hear and isn't cool and will get your written up or fired. Although with some of the ladies, we are cool enough to joke about it and some even come up and show me their feet... i'm still careful!!! trust me, it doesn't take much to get fired if it's considered sexual.
one poster said that if you like feet that much and mention it to another girl you like her feet, that is crossing the line and you wont' stand a chance.
i know with whom I can joke with and if i'm not sure, i don't. if i get so much a raised eyebrow on the subject or a surprised look, it never comes up again with that person.
the idea I notice feet and hose did once get out enough that it traveled up the line of command. fortunately, it stayed as a joke, but i sweated hard for days. now, it's only with close co-workers.
beleive me..... after that experience, when i do move to antoher job, i'm keeping it to myself. can't guarantee the next workplace will be so cool with me (and mines has changed enough that i won't mention it to those who don't already know)
outside of work, it's a whole othe matter.. but at work, bosses really don't want to deal with the legal headache of you harassing someone.. so, they are trigger happy to dump you than deal with you.
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